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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 1:36pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 2:29pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 3:22pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 9:36pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 8:18am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 3:49pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 1:00pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 1:02pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 1:14pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 1:28pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 1:56pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 4:57pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 10:09pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 12:28pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 2:07pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 May @ 4:59am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 1:45pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 2:14pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 4:57pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 1:03pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 1:05pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 3:01pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 8:09am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 1:00pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 3:05pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 8:13am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 1:01pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 3:12pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 8:33am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 1:27pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 5:37pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 1:19pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 3:35pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 12:29pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 6:13pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 8:23am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 12:29pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 10:44pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 29 May @ 5:01am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 2:14pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 5:37pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 8:58pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 1:58pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 8:17am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 2:32pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 9:36pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 7:44am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 8:11am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 12:28pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 3:31pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 2:16pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 8:09am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 3:49pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 2:07pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 29 May @ 4:55am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 1:53pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 11:00pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 2:15pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 10:44pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 3:18pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 5:43am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 7:44am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 8:10am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 May @ 4:59am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 1:19pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 May @ 4:56am



Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.

Global warming

Have 100 factories.

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.

Modern times

Have 300 factories.

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.

Wololo

Have 300 temples.

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.

He comes

Have 350 portals.

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.

Mine?

Have 400 mines.

In full gear

Have 400 factories.

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.

Cave story

Have 450 mines.

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

F12

Have 1 javascript console.

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.

Overripe

Have 550 farms.

Rock on

Have 550 mines.

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.

Checks out

Have 550 banks.

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

In the green

Have 600 farms.

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.

That's rich

Have 600 banks.

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

My own clone

Have 1 You.

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

Episode II

Have 150 You.

Copy that

Have 200 You.

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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