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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:13am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 12:21am

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 1:39am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 4:54am

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 16 Jun @ 1:19am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 3:45am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 8:40am

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 6:09am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 9:57pm

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 1:47am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 8:13am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 8:20pm

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 5:59pm

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 31 May @ 9:11am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 6:36am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 12:21am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 10:10am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 9 Apr @ 6:07am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:10am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 3:14am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 11:38am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 3:06am

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 6:05am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 6:34pm

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 20 Jun @ 12:50am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 11:47am

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 7:09am

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 7:33am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 11:46am

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 7:10am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 5:22am

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 1:04am

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 24 Jun @ 2:06am

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.
Unlocked 24 Jun @ 2:30am

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 24 Jun @ 2:29am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 8:36pm

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 3:58am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 3:01am

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked 13 May @ 1:12am

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 9 Apr @ 6:42am

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!
Unlocked 19 Jun @ 11:46pm

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 2:55am

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 2:21am

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 2:18am

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?
Unlocked 24 Jun @ 2:32am

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 12:08am



Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.