ten chuj co cie wkurwia's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 1:18am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 1:15am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 5:59am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 1:16am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 6:28am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 6:05am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 6:39am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 1:49am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 2:35am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 2:39pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 3:50am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 6:06am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 2:26am

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 4:35am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 1:18am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 2:02am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 4:32am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 2:33am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 5:31am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 4:27am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 1:59am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 2:08am

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 4:50am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 2:07am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 6:06am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 6:07am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 5:58am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 2:10am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 5:44am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 6:08am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 2:34am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 2:18am

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 2:29pm

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 2:19am

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 5:47am

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 2:08am

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 8:54am

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.

Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 5:03am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 4:31am

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

13 / 30

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

21 / 30

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

14 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

21 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

3 / 10

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

9 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

7 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

345 / 5,000