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It's Life Jim, But Not As We Know It

Perform a heart transplant.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2019 @ 5:27pm

Nine Nine Nine!

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2020 @ 5:21pm

I Think I Got This

Perform a brain transplant.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2019 @ 1:11pm

What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2020 @ 5:37pm

You've Got To Be Kid'n'ey!

Perform a double kidney transplant.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2019 @ 1:02pm

When You Have No Choice But To Operate

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2020 @ 5:34pm

Shh I Doctor Now

Calm your patient.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2019 @ 3:54pm

Flippin' The Bird

Show the patient your disdain.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2019 @ 9:40am

Surgery Horns

Express your appreciation of the metal.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2019 @ 9:44am

I Immediately Regret This Decision

Electrocute and drug yourself at the same time.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2020 @ 6:55pm

Mother Hen

Don't lose any tools out the back of the ambulance.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2020 @ 5:34pm

Keyhole Surgery

Completely remove the rib cage.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2020 @ 1:53pm

Practically Licensed

Complete all procedures.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2020 @ 10:35am

I Should Never Have Doubted Myself

Get an A++ rating on a procedure.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2020 @ 7:11pm

Like A Wet Paper Towel

Throw the new heart away in the surgery.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2020 @ 7:20pm

Doctor Doctor, Give Me The News

Answer the phone.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2019 @ 10:56am

10 Megabytes Of Raw Data

Collect all floppy disks.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2020 @ 7:42pm

Spaaaaaaaaace

Go where no surgeon has gone before.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2020 @ 5:56pm

Valve Actually Let Us Do This?

Successfully use the VHS tape.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2019 @ 9:41am

Let's Go Practice Medicine

Perform an uber heart transplant.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2019 @ 10:55am

Should I Be Awake For This?

Perform an uber heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2019 @ 8:35pm

The Sound Of Progress My Friend!

Explode a heart.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2019 @ 2:01pm

Archimedes!

Hit Archimedes with a heart.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2019 @ 2:08pm

In Space, No One Can Hear You Bleed

Perform a heart transplant in space.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2020 @ 7:42pm

Zero G Kidney

Perform a double kidney transplant in space.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2020 @ 7:50pm

It's Hardly Rocket Science

Perform a brain transplant in space.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2020 @ 3:49pm

Enter The Code

I'm not sure that was worth it...
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2020 @ 7:53pm

We're Going On An Adventure!

Take your radio with you.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2020 @ 7:53pm

Screw The Prime Directive

Reveal your next patient.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2020 @ 7:55pm

Best Surgeon In The Universe

Complete all 6 secret transplants.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2020 @ 10:48am

Eye've No Idea What I'm Doing

Perform an eye transplant.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2019 @ 1:26pm

Trust Me, I'm Not A Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2020 @ 4:23pm

Like a hotdog down a hallway.

Perform a corridor heart transplant.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2020 @ 4:31pm

Delivery Coming Through

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2020 @ 4:48pm

We're Going Bowling!

Perform a corridor brain transplant.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2020 @ 4:55pm

Don't Run With Scalpels

Perform a corridor eye transplant.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2020 @ 5:03pm

Mobile Dentistry

Perform a corridor teeth transplant.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2020 @ 5:14pm

Keep Your Eyes On The Road

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2020 @ 5:48pm

Brace For Surgery

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2020 @ 5:55pm

My Eyesight Means A Lot To Me

Perform an eye transplant in space.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2020 @ 4:58pm

Orbital Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant in space.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2020 @ 10:35am

What A Load Of Bull

Listen to the surgeon rap.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2019 @ 6:38pm

I Am A Genius!

Create a Hammerhead shark.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2019 @ 1:19pm

The Goggles Do Nothing

Completely smash up the goggles.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2020 @ 3:34pm

Heterochromia

Give the patient heterochromia.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2019 @ 1:26pm

First Success

Complete an alien organ transplant.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2020 @ 8:05pm

You're Free Now

Set the Gobbleshaft free.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2020 @ 7:57pm

Moooooo

Heart of a Cow.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2020 @ 2:04pm

Is it Real?

Pull his hair for 3 seconds or more.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2019 @ 4:16pm

A New Heart

Complete with either Gold or Stone Heart.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2019 @ 8:19pm



Kali Mah!

Perform a heart transplant in under 2 minutes.

Socialised Medicine!

Perform a heart transplant losing less than 1500ml of blood.

Life's Too Short

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.

One With The Speed Bumps

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance losing less than 2000ml of blood.

How Long Can You Live Without A Brain?

Perform a brain transplant in under 1 minute.

Sweet Blasphemy

Perform a brain transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.

Brainstorm

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute 15 seconds.

Nigel You Bloody Hero

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance losing less than 1200ml of blood.

Don't In-Test My Patience

Perform a double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes 50 seconds.

Performance Anxiety

Perform a double kidney transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.

A Surgeon's Merit Is Based On Speed

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance in under 3 minutes.

At Least He Won't Be Peeing Blood

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.

Pinky Swear

Make a promise with the rib cage.

Surgetricity

Complete a procedure after being electrocuted. (Must be electrocuted within 10 secs)

Performance Enhancer?

Complete a procedure after injecting a drug. (Must be drugged within 10 secs)

And They Said It Was Impossible!

Complete a procedure after being drugged and electrocuted. (Must be afflicted within 20 secs)

Butter Fingers

Lose every organ out the back of the ambulance during the heart transplant.

What Have I Done??

Lose the patient within 15 seconds.

Hammer Time

Lose 50,000ml of blood using the hammer.
22,447 / 50,000

Best Surgeon In The World

Get an A++ rating on all procedures.

I'm Sure He'll Live

Complete a procedure with less than 10ml of blood remaining.

Like An Animal

Throw everything on to the floor in the kidney transplant surgery.

Vworrrp Vworrrp

Create a Time Lord.

The Beat Of Your Heart

Replace the heart with something else.

Frikkin' Lasers

Complete a procedure using only the surgical laser.

Nigel The Secretary

Go about your secretarial duties.

Go For The Optics!

Perform

Don't Be Such A Baby, Ribs Grow Back!

Completely smash up the rib cage.

About As Politically Correct As Fur

Give the patient a... scarf.

There Is Nothing More To Teach...

Completed every achievement. Now go save lives!

That's How I Lost My Medical License

Perform an uber heart transplant in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.

It's In! It's In I Tell You!

...and it was going so well.

Nothing But Skull

Complete a brain transplant by throwing it in.

Let's See That Sick Filth Again

Perform a 180° spoon flip.

Call Trisha

Now where did you leave her number...

No Time To Admire The View

Perform a heart transplant in space in under 1 minute 40 seconds.

Just Enough To Clog The Gravity Engine

Perform a heart transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.

Stomach O'Clock

Perform a double kidney transplant in space in under 2 minutes.

The Surgery Of The Future

Perform a double kidney transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.

Speedrun Time

Perform a brain transplant in space in under 1 minute.

Precision Instrument Time

Perform a brain transplant in space losing less than 600ml of blood.

I Have No Idea What I'm Doing

Smash all canisters within 10 seconds.

Blink And You'll Miss It

Perform an eye transplant in under 2 minutes.

No More Worse Than Shampoo

Perform an eye transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.

You May Feel A Light Tapping

Perform a teeth transplant in under 2 minutes.

Those Are Some Healthy Gums

Perform a teeth transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.

I Can't Work Under These Conditions!

Perform a corridor heart transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

Don't Even Need A Bucket

Perform a corridor heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood

Right Tools At The Right Time

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes and 40 seconds.

Tunnel Vision

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant losing less than 600ml of blood

The Speed Of A Neuron

Perform a corridor brain transplant in under 1 minute 30 seconds.

The Brains Of The Operation

Perform a corridor brain transplant losing less than 750ml of blood.

Blinding Speed Surgery

Perform a corridor eye transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

Won't Even Need Glasses!

Perform a corridor eye transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood

Keep Fidgeting To A Minimum

Perform a corridor teeth transplant in under 2 minutes and 20 seconds.

Open Really Wide

Perform a corridor teeth transplant losing less than 600ml of blood

I Can See For Miles... Per Hour

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute and 40 seconds.

At Worst, You're Now Colourblind

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance losing less than 700ml of blood.

Not The Time Or Place For Precision

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes and 15 seconds.

No Need To Curb Stomp Him

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.

Eye Of The Space Storm

Perform an eye transplant in space in under 2 minutes 20 seconds.

Expert Space Stalker

Perform an eye transplant in space losing less than 700ml of blood.

The Tooth Is Out There

Perform a teeth transplant in space in under 2 minutes.

Maintained Healthy Gums At Least

Perform a teeth transplant in space losing less than 500ml of blood.

Grin And Bear It

Remove all teeth during the teeth transplant surgery.

Lumberjack

Cut out the eyes using the surgical axe.

You Can't Handle The Tooth!

Complete the tooth transplant only removing the rotten teeth.

Trumsplant

Tower + Steak + Vodka in main cavity.

Little Wet Willy

Wet Willy with little pinky.

Pink Eye

Vodka to the eye.

Now I Can Reach

Pick the nose (either nostril) with little fingers.

A++ is Trumperific

Get A++ rating with either Gold or Stone Heart.

A Small Loan From My Father

Complete a successful operation that costs more than $1,000,000.00.