Ｊｏｋｅｒ's Cookie Clicker Achievement Progress

Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 1:51pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 3:53am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 8:57am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 2:45am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 7:35pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 7:50am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 1:08pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 5:33pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 12:38am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 10:36am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 2:46am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 3:56pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 12:36am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.

Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 1:02pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.

Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 1:03pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.

Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 1:15pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 2:37am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 2:41am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 6:22pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 11:02am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 6:10pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 6:13am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 12:08pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 10:40am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 10:40am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 10:40am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 1:02pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 1:36pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 4:29am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 6:22pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.

Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 1:00pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.

Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 1:08pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 2:39am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 2:42pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.

Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 2:09am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 3:57pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.

Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 1:02pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 2:47am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 11:02am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.

Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 1:03pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 2:29pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.

Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 12:09pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 2:37am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.

Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 2:26am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 9:05am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.

Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 1:08pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.

Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 2:26am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 3:58pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 2:29pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 2:51pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 2:51pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 2:45am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 2:55pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 2:55pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 8:24am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 3:00pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 3:00pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.

Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 4:24am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.

Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 8:16am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.

Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 8:16am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 1:07am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).

Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 5:36am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.

Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 4:18am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 12:16am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 4:55pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.

Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 12:50pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 3:15pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 2:44am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.

Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 2:26am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 7:38am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 4:55pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 10:40am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.

Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 8:44am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.

Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 1:59am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.

Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 1:18pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 2:00am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 3:00pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 3:37am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 28 Nov @ 4:51pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 10:40am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.

Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 6:47am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 8:16am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 8:16am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.

Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 6:46am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.

Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 6:44pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 7:35pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 3:01pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 3:01pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 3:57pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.

Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 8:39am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 6:47am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 9:04am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 11:56am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 2:32pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 12:00am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 2:36pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 4:48pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 10:11pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 2:57pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.

Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 3:55am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.

Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 3:55am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.

Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 3:57am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 3:57am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.

Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 5:35am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.

Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 5:35am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 5:35am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.

Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 3:01pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.

Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 8:16am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.

Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 8:16am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.

Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 2:58pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.

Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 3:55am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.

Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 12:36am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.

Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 2:58pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 5:29pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.

Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 2:58pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.

Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 3:37am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 3:32pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 9:06am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 6:49pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 9:20am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 12:51pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 10:43am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 1:42pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 2:29am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 2:29am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 4:02am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 5:58am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 5:17am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 12:44pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 2:58pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.

Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 6:44pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.

Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 3:55am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 2:57pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.

Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 3:55am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.

Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 3:55am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.

Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 3:57am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 3:57am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.

Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 5:35am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.

Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 5:35am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 5:35am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.

Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 2:58pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 10:40am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 1:09pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 1:23am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 4:07pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 2:41pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Unlocked 29 Nov @ 8:57am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Unlocked 29 Nov @ 8:57am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Unlocked 29 Nov @ 8:57am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Unlocked 29 Nov @ 8:57am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 7:34am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 2:41am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.

Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 2:26am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 9:05am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.

Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 3:55am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.

Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 3:55am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 2:37am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 9:05am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 9:05am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.

Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 3:55am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.

Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 3:55am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 7:34am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 1:45pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 1:45pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.

Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 3:55am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.

Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 3:55am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 8:11pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 7:52am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 7:52am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 6:44pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 6:47pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 3:35pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 3:12pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 12:52am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 4:55am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 5:36am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 12:51am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 8:07pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 7:49am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 4:56pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 11:09am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 2:59pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 3:01pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 10:40am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 7:27am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.

Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 3:55am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.

Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 6:44pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.

Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 3:55am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.

Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 3:55am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.

Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 3:55am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.

Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 3:55am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.

Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 5:39am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.

Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 3:11pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.

Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 2:57pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 7:32am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.

Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 2:57pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.

Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 2:57pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 2:57pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.

Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 2:58pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.

Unlocked 25 Nov @ 10:15am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 12:02am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 10:42am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 5:45am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 2:07pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 3:04am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 1:05pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 12:08pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 3:45pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 8:39am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 6:14pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 2:13am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 2:52pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 2:46am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 3:32pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 12:00am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 8:14am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 1:58am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 9:11am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 4:06am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.

Unlocked 25 Nov @ 10:53am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 12:52am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 6:14pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 2:51pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.

Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 2:58pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.

Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 5:38am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.

Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 6:44pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 1:02am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.

Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 3:55am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.

Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 3:55am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.

Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 3:55am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.

Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 3:55am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.

Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 5:39am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.

Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 3:11pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.

Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 2:57pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 7:32am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.

Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 2:57pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.

Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 2:57pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 10:14am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 6:03pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 12:16am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 12:43pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Unlocked 25 Nov @ 12:33am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 4:16am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 12:52am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 20 Nov, 2023 @ 6:06pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 4:24am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 8:24am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 12:52am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.

Unlocked 25 Nov @ 10:53am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 2:07pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 6:44pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 6:27am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 12:39am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 12:08pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 11:43am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 12:47am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.

Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 5:38am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.

Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 5:38am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.

Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 5:38am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.

Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 2:56pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.

Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 2:57pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.

Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 2:57pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.

Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 10:03am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 12:33pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.

Unlocked 25 Nov @ 10:14am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.

Unlocked 25 Nov @ 10:14am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 25 Nov @ 10:14am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.

Unlocked 25 Nov @ 10:26am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 3:01pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 4:14am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 2:58pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 2:57pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 3:08pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 5:37am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 4:45pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 9:45pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 10:55am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 9:17am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 7:00pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 1:04am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 3:26pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 8:54pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 1:07pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 9:45pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.

Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 7:06am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.

Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 3:05am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.

Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 3:05am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.

Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 2:58pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.

Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 2:58pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.

Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 10:14am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.

Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 10:14am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.

Unlocked 25 Nov @ 10:25am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 6:29am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 3:15pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 7:15pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 3:32pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.

Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 6:44pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.

Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 2:56pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.

Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 2:56pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.

Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 5:38am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.

Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 5:38am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.

Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 5:38am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.

Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 2:56pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 6:04pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.

Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 10:14am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.

Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 10:03am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 12:33pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.

Unlocked 25 Nov @ 10:14am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.

Unlocked 25 Nov @ 10:14am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 25 Nov @ 10:14am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.

Unlocked 25 Nov @ 10:26am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.

Unlocked 25 Nov @ 10:38am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.

Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 5:38am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.

Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 2:56pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.

Unlocked 25 Nov @ 10:14am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.

Unlocked 25 Nov @ 10:14am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.

Unlocked 25 Nov @ 10:14am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.

Unlocked 25 Nov @ 10:26am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.

Unlocked 25 Nov @ 10:25am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 25 Nov @ 10:25am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.

Unlocked 25 Nov @ 10:38am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.

Unlocked 25 Nov @ 10:40am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 25 Nov @ 10:43am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.

Unlocked 25 Nov @ 10:58am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 1:04am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 2:58pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 10:25am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 3:00pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 5:18pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 9:17am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 3:26pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 9:59am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 9:23am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 4:01pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 9:24pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 4:35pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 4:20pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 9:04am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 7:46am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 1:02am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 10:41am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 9:59am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 25 Nov @ 10:59am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 25 Nov @ 11:14am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 6:57am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 6:57am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 12:16pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Unlocked 27 Nov @ 4:45am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Unlocked 29 Nov @ 8:19am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 4:51pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 6:11pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.

Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 2:56pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.

Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 12:34pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.

Unlocked 25 Nov @ 10:14am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.

Unlocked 25 Nov @ 10:14am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.

Unlocked 25 Nov @ 10:14am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.

Unlocked 25 Nov @ 10:26am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.

Unlocked 25 Nov @ 10:37am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 25 Nov @ 10:38am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.

Unlocked 25 Nov @ 10:38am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.

Unlocked 25 Nov @ 10:40am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 25 Nov @ 10:43am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

Unlocked 25 Nov @ 10:58am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 1:19am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.

Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 8:39am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.

Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 3:05am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.

Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 3:05am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.

Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 7:40am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.

Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 7:40am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.

Unlocked 25 Nov @ 10:14am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.

Unlocked 25 Nov @ 10:14am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.

Unlocked 25 Nov @ 10:38am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.

Unlocked 25 Nov @ 10:38am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 1:20am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 1:20am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 7:14am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 1:26pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 8:09am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 9:23am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 1:27am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.

Unlocked 25 Nov @ 10:15am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.

Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 8:17am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 1:02am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 10:36am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 3:07am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 3:08am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 2:56pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 2:56pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 25 Nov @ 10:14am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 25 Nov @ 10:14am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 25 Nov @ 10:42am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 25 Nov @ 10:42am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 5:38am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 5:38am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 9:03am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 11:14am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 2:02pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 2:36pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 25 Nov @ 10:38am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 25 Nov @ 10:50am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 2:05am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 10:54am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 11:50am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 7:28am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 11:55am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Unlocked 27 Nov @ 4:37am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 11:43am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.

Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 3:26pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Unlocked 27 Nov @ 8:43am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 25 Nov @ 11:05am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 1:04am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 1:17am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 12:08pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 1:06pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 9:31pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 2:39am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.

Unlocked 25 Nov @ 10:40am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 6:50pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.

Unlocked 25 Nov @ 10:26am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.

Unlocked 25 Nov @ 10:26am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.

Unlocked 25 Nov @ 10:26am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.

Unlocked 25 Nov @ 10:28am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.

Unlocked 25 Nov @ 10:40am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.

Unlocked 25 Nov @ 10:54am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.

Unlocked 25 Nov @ 11:05am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 1:04am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 5:38am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 5:38am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 6:57am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 11:30am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 11:50am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 12:05pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 12:17pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 5:38am

In the green

Have 600 farms.

Unlocked 25 Nov @ 10:26am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.

Unlocked 25 Nov @ 10:28am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.

Unlocked 25 Nov @ 10:38am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.

Unlocked 25 Nov @ 10:39am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.

Unlocked 25 Nov @ 10:40am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

Unlocked 25 Nov @ 10:54am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Unlocked 25 Nov @ 11:05am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 1:19am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 5:38am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 5:38am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 6:57am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 11:30am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 11:50am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 12:05pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 27 Nov @ 4:45am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 1:07am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.

Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 9:11am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.

Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 5:44am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.

Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 6:27am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.

Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 12:08pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.

Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 1:38pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.

Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 1:04am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.

Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 6:31pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 1:08am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 11:50am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 11:50am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Unlocked 27 Nov @ 4:46am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Unlocked 27 Nov @ 4:46am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 11:07am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 4:14am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 6:31pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 7:49am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.

Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 5:38am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.

Unlocked 25 Nov @ 10:14am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.

Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 5:36am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 7:00pm

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Unlocked 27 Nov @ 8:43am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 5:38am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 10:54am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 11:59am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 27 Nov @ 5:06am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 27 Nov @ 5:07am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 27 Nov @ 5:58am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 1:02pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 1:15pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.

Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 1:00pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.

Unlocked 20 Nov, 2023 @ 6:23pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.

Unlocked 20 Nov, 2023 @ 6:23pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 12:16am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.

Unlocked 20 Nov, 2023 @ 6:06pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 2:37pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 2:37pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 2:37pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 2:37pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 2:37pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 2:37pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 2:37pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 5:38am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 5:38am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 12:06pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 12:06pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 27 Nov @ 5:07am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 27 Nov @ 5:07am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 2:37pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 2:37pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 25 Nov @ 11:04am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

Unlocked 25 Nov @ 10:42am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Unlocked 25 Nov @ 10:59am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 1:04am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 1:04am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 5:38am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 5:38am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 11:30am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 11:50am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 12:04pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 12:09pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 12:17pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 12:17pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Unlocked 27 Nov @ 4:45am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Unlocked 27 Nov @ 5:06am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Unlocked 27 Nov @ 5:06am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 27 Nov @ 8:43am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

Unlocked 27 Nov @ 8:43am

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 27 Nov @ 10:58am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 11:20am

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Unlocked 29 Nov @ 6:37am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 12:09pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 Nov @ 4:39am

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 27 Nov @ 8:42am

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 27 Nov @ 8:43am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Unlocked 25 Nov @ 10:54am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Unlocked 25 Nov @ 10:54am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 11:30am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 Nov @ 4:45am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 Nov @ 5:58am

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 27 Nov @ 10:04am

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 28 Nov @ 11:19am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 7:28am

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 Nov @ 8:42am

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 Nov @ 8:55am

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 30 Nov @ 11:16am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Unlocked 24 Nov @ 2:13pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

Unlocked 24 Nov @ 2:01pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 27 Nov @ 4:37am

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Unlocked 29 Nov @ 6:37am

My own clone

Have 1 You.

Unlocked 24 Nov @ 5:20pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

Unlocked 24 Nov @ 6:10pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

Unlocked 24 Nov @ 6:17pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.

Unlocked 25 Nov @ 10:14am

Copy that

Have 200 You.

Unlocked 25 Nov @ 10:14am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Unlocked 25 Nov @ 10:53am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Unlocked 25 Nov @ 10:53am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 6:57am

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 6:57am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 12:16pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Unlocked 27 Nov @ 4:45am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Unlocked 27 Nov @ 8:43am

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Unlocked 27 Nov @ 8:43am

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Unlocked 29 Nov @ 6:37am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 24 Nov @ 6:16pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 25 Nov @ 10:26am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 25 Nov @ 11:10am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Unlocked 25 Nov @ 10:42am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Unlocked 25 Nov @ 10:59am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 1:19am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 1:19am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 5:38am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 5:38am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 11:30am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 11:50am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 12:04pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 12:09pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Unlocked 27 Nov @ 4:44am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 27 Nov @ 4:45am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Unlocked 27 Nov @ 4:45am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Unlocked 27 Nov @ 5:06am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Unlocked 27 Nov @ 5:06am

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 27 Nov @ 8:43am

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Unlocked 27 Nov @ 8:43am

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 27 Nov @ 10:58am

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Unlocked 29 Nov @ 6:37am

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

Unlocked 28 Nov @ 11:19am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

Unlocked 20 Nov, 2023 @ 6:06pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 24 Nov @ 6:10pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 12:37pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.

Unlocked 27 Nov @ 6:05am