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2 people found this review helpful
5.2 hrs on record (0.2 hrs at review time)
420BLAZEIT 2: GAME OF THE YEAR -=Dank Dreams and Goated Memes=- [#wow/11 Like and Subscribe] Poggerz Edition is the most dank ass game to ever release here on Steam. Here you get to fight the notorious organization, The Illuminati as you try to save all the world's dankest memes from turning into ♥♥♥♥♥♥ knock off versions of them, it's gr8 m8. Nothing spells peak MLG more than 360 no scoping normies with a shotgun
Posted 20 November, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
1.2 hrs on record
This game was written by LINUJ, the creator of one of the greatest fangames of all time, Danganronpa Another Despair Academy

I think that should speak for itself
Posted 10 June, 2024.
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1 person found this review funny
32.0 hrs on record (28.4 hrs at review time)
Fix your game

Counterstrike is garbage, Overwatch is Garbage,

TF2 should be free from Bots

#FixTF2
Posted 3 June, 2024.
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3 people found this review helpful
3.6 hrs on record
-Be Tango Gameworks
-Make horror games at first
-Be scary AF
-Artist then became meme in 2019
-Ghostwire Tokyo happen
-It cool fam.exe
-Make Hi-Fi Rush
-Surprise launch with little to no Marketing
-Surprise hit.
-Outsell crappy Square Enix game that was being developed by FFXV Devs, but was written by western writers.
-Reference Xenogears
-Wins awards
-Microsoft Shuts down devs a year later
-Refuses to Elaborate or answer why
-Leaves

Yeah this is going to be the Microsoft equivalent to Kid Icarus Uprising
Posted 18 May, 2024.
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7.2 hrs on record (5.2 hrs at review time)
WE STOPPED THE AUTOMATON MENACE FROM STOPPING US FROM SPREADING OUR

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Posted 5 May, 2024.
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3 people found this review helpful
0.2 hrs on record (0.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I HIGHLY Apologize you got doxxed by people who didn't even play your game.

Posted 29 November, 2023.
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0.7 hrs on record
I only played the game this long just to write this review.

Is Overwatch 2 A mechanically good game

Yes.

Is it I recommend?

No.

Not any more I don't

Overwatch took the world by storm in 2016. Or as I like to call it the worst years for Humanity, OW was one of the few good things that happened that year, it was for a time my favorite FPS... But things change and OW went from a great game to a game ruined by corporate greed and all kinds of terrible micro-transactions.

First off. Removing playing as whoever you want "YEAH BUT BALANCE" SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!! I don't CARE about "Balance". Say I want to play as Soldier 76 but someone else has him, Guess what? YOU CAN'T PLAY AS HIM. EVEN IN CASUAL MODE. They shouldn't Limit who you should play as. Same goes for how to "Unlock" New Characters. At first I thought it was behind a Paywall but as it turns out it's just challenges..... That doesn't make it any better. In Smash, It worked fine since Smash wasn't a Live Service game, ohhh you WANT To use our new hero? TOO BAD, You have to play some challenge instead... WHOOPSIES!!!!

Then there's the cancellation of the PvE mode....... Blizzard said that the main reason they even made OW2 was for this mode... and how did they make up to it... CANCELLATION! They just Lied to their fans after years of hype for this mode, only to throw it in the garbage like the hacks they are. This isn't the only time they lied to their fans, they showed off a cool scene for Warcraft 3 Reforged only for it NOT TO APPEAR IN THE GAME. Blizzard really does not like to keep their promises do they? And the Battlepass.... IT'S ABSURDLY EXPENSIVE, YOU KNOW IT'S BAD WHEN PEOPLE ACTUALLY MISS THE LOOTBOXES

Then there's the story and its...... OK? It's just that OK. The characters are fine but they just aren't memorble from a personality standpoint aside from the women for......... Reasons. Now look at the TF2 Cast, they are some of the most memorable characters in gaming no, Pop Culture! Compare the Scout to Tracer for instance, Tracer is a cheerful british chick, ok now look at Scout, He's a COCKY LITTLE ARROGANT CASANOVA WANNABE AND I LOVE IT. The Shorts also count, OW's shorts have great animation but they kinda take them selves a little too seriously. I know Overwatch is about heroes fighting for a cause, but maybe lighten it up a little. TF2's trailers are still quoted to this day, I still quote the game daily, I even try to start comment chains for Meet The Spy.

So in Conclusion, I don't recommend Overwatch 2. Blizzard ruined the game with greed and are just overall unpleasent people. I'd just stick to TF2 or the following games

Neo TWEWY:
Left 4 Dead 2:
Garry's Mod:
Halo MCC:
Persona 3-5
FF14.
Splatoon if you own a Switch.
Omori
Posted 11 August, 2023.
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7 people found this review helpful
77.5 hrs on record (77.4 hrs at review time)
Thank you Illusion, if it weren't for you. I would have been extremely miserable during COVID, You will be missed
Posted 14 July, 2023.
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5 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
40.9 hrs on record (0.1 hrs at review time)
10/10.

Best game

Best Game
Posted 19 October, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
0.9 hrs on record
Honestly, It's not as bad as what everyone says it was, but that doesn't mean it's good either. If Square Enix had just delayed this game for about a year, and maybe MAYBE NOT Promoted or hell even cancelled Life is Strange True Colors. Balan would probably have been a masterpiece
Posted 18 February, 2022.
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