hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you 😉 sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

what the ♥♥♥♥ is a mindolin

you stupid n

You may attempt to prevent the shredded cheese man from materialising by constantly maintaining eye contact with your refrigerator. However, if you choose this path, you cannot look away from the refrigerator unless there is someone else to take your place. There must always be a set of eyes on the refrigerator, for the second you look away, the shredded cheese man will appear and commit insurance fraud.

Pay fine of 3.06 for jaywalking.

+rep wife of the year