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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 12:55am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 12:55am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 12:55am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 12:55am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 12:56am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 12:56am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 12:56am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 12:56am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 12:56am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2022 @ 7:37pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 7:44am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 10:47am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 10:47am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 12:56am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 12:56am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 12:56am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 12:56am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 12:56am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 12:56am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 12:56am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 12:56am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 12:56am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 12:56am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 12:56am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 12:56am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 12:56am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 11:22am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 12:56am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 12:56am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 12:56am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 12:56am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2022 @ 11:49am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 12:56am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 12:56am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 12:56am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 7:39pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 12:56am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 12:56am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 12:56am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 12:56am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 12:56am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 12:56am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 12:56am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 12:56am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 12:56am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 12:56am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 12:56am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 12:56am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 12:56am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 12:56am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 12:56am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2022 @ 2:25pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 12:56am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 7:42pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2022 @ 3:19pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 12:56am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2022 @ 2:14pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 5:03am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 12:56am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2022 @ 3:20pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 9:06am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 10:47am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 11:33am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 10:47am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 12:56am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 1:24am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2022 @ 8:29am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2022 @ 11:47am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 12:56am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 12:56am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 12:56am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 12:56am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 12:56am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2022 @ 1:59pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2022 @ 12:45pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2022 @ 2:49pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 12:56am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 7:37am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 12:56am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2022 @ 6:55am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 12:56am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 12:56am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2022 @ 5:31pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 11:26am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 12:56am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2022 @ 10:17am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 3:25pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 12:56am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 12:56am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2022 @ 1:44pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 12:56am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2022 @ 8:28am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2022 @ 12:28pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 1:57pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 1:58pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 12:57am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 6:32pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2022 @ 9:58am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 12:57am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2022 @ 5:44am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 5:10pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 6:32pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2022 @ 1:45pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 7:42pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 10:02am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 11:26am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 11:41am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 1:29pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2022 @ 8:13am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 1:44am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 5:02am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 11:37am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2022 @ 8:20am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 5:04am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 10:48am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2022 @ 10:19am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2022 @ 10:16am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2022 @ 5:49am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 12:57am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 12:57am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 10:48am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 10:48am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 10:48am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 10:48am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 10:48am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 11:09pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2022 @ 6:22am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2022 @ 7:50am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2022 @ 9:24am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2022 @ 12:24pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2022 @ 11:35pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 12:57am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 12:57am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 10:48am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2022 @ 11:56am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 5:04am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2022 @ 3:20pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 7:24am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 5:04am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2022 @ 8:12am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2022 @ 8:12am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2022 @ 11:02am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2022 @ 11:56am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2022 @ 10:20am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2022 @ 10:58am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 12:57am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 10:48am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2022 @ 9:38am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2022 @ 9:38am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2022 @ 2:46am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 2:24pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 8:05pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2022 @ 11:44am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2022 @ 1:11pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2022 @ 11:50am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 12:57am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 12:57am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 12:57am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2022 @ 2:29pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 10:04am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 12:57am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 12:57am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 12:57am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2022 @ 5:31pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 11:21am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 12:57am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 12:57am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 2:34pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 8:26am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 11:41am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 11:44am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 11:49am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 12:56pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2022 @ 1:53am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2022 @ 10:34am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2022 @ 11:12am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2022 @ 3:48am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2022 @ 4:05am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2022 @ 3:58am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2022 @ 5:38am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2022 @ 4:05am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2022 @ 5:50am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2022 @ 9:51am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2022 @ 8:41am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2022 @ 9:57am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2022 @ 10:01am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2022 @ 10:05am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 12:57am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 12:57am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2022 @ 1:57pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 1:50pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2022 @ 8:23am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 10:05am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 11:23am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 11:42am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 11:43am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2022 @ 8:21am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2022 @ 11:03am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2022 @ 11:55am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2022 @ 10:54am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2022 @ 10:56am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2022 @ 3:59am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2022 @ 2:42am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2022 @ 5:51am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2022 @ 10:54am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 1:30pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2022 @ 6:22am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2022 @ 10:16am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2022 @ 10:23am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2022 @ 5:44am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2022 @ 7:25am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2022 @ 10:19am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2022 @ 10:26am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 7:37pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2022 @ 11:40am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2022 @ 1:53pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2022 @ 3:50pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 7:24am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 10:49am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 11:24am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 11:38am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 11:45am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2022 @ 6:22am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2022 @ 10:14am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 4:45am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 12:57am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2022 @ 10:00am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2022 @ 3:19pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2022 @ 12:17pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2022 @ 1:46pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2022 @ 12:07pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2022 @ 8:51am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 11:43am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2022 @ 8:22am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2022 @ 8:21am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2022 @ 11:03am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2022 @ 1:47pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2022 @ 10:53am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2022 @ 3:58am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2022 @ 5:34am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2022 @ 8:49am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2022 @ 9:56am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2022 @ 10:22am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2022 @ 10:30am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2022 @ 1:59pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2022 @ 1:59pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 12:42pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 12:57am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2022 @ 2:25pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2022 @ 1:10am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2022 @ 8:58am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2022 @ 8:58am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 3:36am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2022 @ 10:12am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2022 @ 10:18am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2022 @ 10:51am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2022 @ 4:01am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2022 @ 5:38am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2022 @ 9:51am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 4:45am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 12:59pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2022 @ 11:07am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2022 @ 1:46pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2022 @ 10:52am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2022 @ 10:52am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2022 @ 5:33am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2022 @ 9:49am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2022 @ 9:55am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2022 @ 12:26pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2022 @ 9:42pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 5:44am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 5:44am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 1:00pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2022 @ 10:01am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2022 @ 12:50pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2022 @ 9:57am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2022 @ 9:52am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2022 @ 10:18am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2022 @ 1:33pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2022 @ 2:10pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 1:02pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 3:36am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 2:24pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 9:50pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2022 @ 10:11am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2022 @ 10:15am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2022 @ 1:00pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 6:18am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 12:20pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 1:21pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 5:27am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 4:05pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 1:41pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2022 @ 5:26am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 2:18pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2022 @ 8:44am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 8:53am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 11:45am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2022 @ 11:56am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2022 @ 2:42am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2022 @ 8:49am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2022 @ 2:10pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 5:01am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2022 @ 9:38am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2022 @ 10:26am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 11:49am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2023 @ 3:14pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 7:44am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2022 @ 10:50am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2022 @ 9:49am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2022 @ 2:22pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2022 @ 10:51am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2022 @ 5:32am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2022 @ 9:49am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2022 @ 9:54am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2022 @ 12:15pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2022 @ 9:43pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2022 @ 9:43pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 6:39am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 1:02pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 9:27pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2022 @ 1:35pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 11:46am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 9:31pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2022 @ 12:16pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2022 @ 12:16pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2022 @ 9:44pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2022 @ 9:43pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 12:59pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 9:34pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 5:02pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 11:43am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2022 @ 10:26am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2022 @ 3:38am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2022 @ 5:44am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2022 @ 9:38pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2022 @ 12:54pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2022 @ 10:47am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2022 @ 2:08pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 5:25am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 12:59pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2022 @ 10:11am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 11:42am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2022 @ 3:59pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2022 @ 8:08am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 10:49am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 10:49am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2023 @ 5:06pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 1:28pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 1:21pm

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 10:29am

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 11:13am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2022 @ 11:05am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 5:05am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2022 @ 4:17am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2022 @ 2:02pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2022 @ 12:08pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 11:50am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2022 @ 11:51am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2022 @ 9:53am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2022 @ 6:11pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 7:39pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:04pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2022 @ 12:41pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 12:26pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2022 @ 12:44pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 6:39am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2022 @ 9:44pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 5:44am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 1:01pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 9:26pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2022 @ 12:52pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 11:54am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2022 @ 3:39am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2022 @ 5:41am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2022 @ 6:45am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2022 @ 7:16am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2022 @ 11:51am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2022 @ 9:56am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2022 @ 12:31pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2022 @ 1:53pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 10:49am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 10:49am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2022 @ 10:18am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2022 @ 2:42am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2022 @ 10:22am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2022 @ 9:41pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 5:01am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2022 @ 10:26am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2022 @ 7:09am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 May, 2022 @ 1:17am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2022 @ 10:20am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2022 @ 10:46am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 12:02pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2023 @ 3:13pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2022 @ 7:00am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:27pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2022 @ 12:52pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 4:54am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 10:35am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 5:04am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 10:49am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2022 @ 7:53am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2022 @ 10:56am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2022 @ 8:49am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2022 @ 2:09pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 1:00pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 1:57pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2022 @ 12:39pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2022 @ 8:54am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 12:43pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2022 @ 10:47am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2022 @ 2:10pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2022 @ 3:55am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 1:27pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2022 @ 7:35pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2022 @ 12:49pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2022 @ 7:36am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 3:18am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:03pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 5:20am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 10:31am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 8:08am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:04pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 4:22pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 1:31pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 1:31pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 1:28pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 4:22pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 1:30pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 8:55am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2022 @ 7:26am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 6:21am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:58pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:58pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 11:36am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 9:30am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 9:31am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 7:07am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2022 @ 7:53am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 7:51pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2022 @ 1:53pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 7:08pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 11:44am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 11:44am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2022 @ 3:39am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2022 @ 1:42pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2022 @ 7:09am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2022 @ 11:51am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2022 @ 9:57am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2022 @ 12:05pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2022 @ 8:22pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 4:10pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 2:48pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 8:38am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 1:14pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2022 @ 12:40pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 12:57am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:23am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2022 @ 3:42am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2022 @ 1:42pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2022 @ 1:03pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2022 @ 11:51am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2022 @ 10:12am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2022 @ 7:38pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 16 May, 2022 @ 9:13am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 8:26am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 7:54pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 1:17pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 1:29pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 4:25pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 8:06am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2022 @ 12:42pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 6:21am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 10:49am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 1:31pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2022 @ 10:17am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2022 @ 5:49am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2022 @ 10:19am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 4:45am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2022 @ 10:12am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2022 @ 6:11pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 7:39pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:12am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 5:01pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2022 @ 9:15am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 6:21am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2022 @ 10:51am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2022 @ 2:41pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2022 @ 5:16am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 4:10am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2022 @ 9:08am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2022 @ 12:52pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2022 @ 1:46pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2022 @ 10:30am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 4:32pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 9:15am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2022 @ 12:04pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 8:44am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 3:24pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2023 @ 7:07am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2023 @ 1:43pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 11:27am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 12:55am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 12:55am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2022 @ 11:47am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 12:56am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2022 @ 3:10am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2022 @ 10:01am

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 10:49am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 6:19am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 7:50am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:58pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:58pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:58pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:58pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:58pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:58pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:58pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:58pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 2:57pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:04pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2022 @ 12:41pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 6:22am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 4:39pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:58pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:58pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:58pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 11:12pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:57pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:57pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:57pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:57pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 10:54am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 10:54am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 7:47pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 1:01pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 1:28pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 9:31pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 8:06am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2022 @ 12:43pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 9:24am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 9:22am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 6:22am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 2:24pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 1:04pm

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 2:46am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:57pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 6:22am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 6:15am

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 2:53am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 7:52am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:57pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:57pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 1:47pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 7:45pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2023 @ 3:13pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 8:46am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 3:11pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 7:12am

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 3:54am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 6:57am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 6:15am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 6:26am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 3:15pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 3:20pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 6:16am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 6:18am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 6:18am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 6:21am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 6:21am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 6:21am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 6:21am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 6:21am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 6:21am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 6:22am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 7:09am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 2:23pm

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 4:31pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 6:16am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 6:16am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 6:16am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 3:08pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 6:13am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 6:13am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 6:13am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 6:13am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 6:13am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 6:13am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 6:13am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 6:13am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 6:13am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 6:13am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 6:13am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 6:13am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 6:13am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 12:19pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2023 @ 7:08am

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 3:08pm

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 2:46am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 9:43pm

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 11:08am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 6:13am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 6:13am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 7:46am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 2:32pm



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.
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