Recent reviews by b3N_

10/10 – "My desktop has more personality than I do."

Wallpaper Engine is like the makeover your computer didn’t ask for but desperately needed. It turns your basic, sad desktop background into a chaotic masterpiece that screams “I don’t know what I’m doing with my life, but at least my desktop is having fun!”

You can finally stop using that generic default wallpaper of some mountains or the Windows 10 “Welcome” screen, and upgrade to a live wallpaper of a T-Rex moonwalking or a cat doing synchronized swimming in your taskbar. Seriously, it's alive. One minute you're working, the next minute your background is reacting to your mouse movements like it's your overly clingy pet. It's like the wallpaper has more energy than your caffeine addiction.

And the customisation? Oh, don't even get me started. You can download user-created wallpapers that include everything from anime characters shaking it like they're in a K-pop music video, to the soothing sound of a potato dancing on a disco ball. Your desktop now has style, and it knows it.

Pro tip: Set your wallpaper to something subtle like a cute sunset, but then surprise your friends with a pop-up of a crying potato when they come over. It’s a power move.

If you like to pretend, you’re a productive adult but also want your computer to always look like a party, this is for you. You’ve been living a lie with those static wallpapers—now let your desktop be the true star of your screen.

Is it a bit much? Yeah. But honestly, your computer deserves better.

Notice a lot of cheaters I report getting banned. Trust factor seems to be working. So a small win to Valve. But still a lot of cheaters. Really need to fix this game we love once and for all!