*Property of Creamy Law*

Was raped by him back in the day, hogtied and deepthroated. - rep

Heard this guy doesn't pack much heat, if you get what I'm saying. Tiny one.

This guy legit touched me, police said to not contact him anymore.

this guy is kind of weird.....

Imagine you're blindfolded and you're getting the best raw pornstar-grade blowjob in the entire universe. The catch is, however, that you'll never figure out who's giving you that god-tier awesome schmösome sloppy toppy unless you take the blindfold off. It could be anybody, Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold from the 7-11 near my house, or even your uncle's neighbour's fireman's cat. Now the question is: would you take off the blindfold and find out who the person/thing behind the stupendous jimmy-nibbler is and risk permanently scarring yourself, or would you keep the blindfold on and continue having your knob slobbed till your spirit hits the sky?