Steam Community :: POSTAL 2 :: Артурцио I

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 9 Jan, 2020 @ 9:15am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 9 Jan, 2020 @ 9:15am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 9 Jan, 2020 @ 9:57am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 9:54pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2020 @ 3:02am

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 9:40pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2020 @ 1:23am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 9 Jan, 2020 @ 9:01am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 9 Jan, 2020 @ 10:01am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 10 Jan, 2020 @ 12:17am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 12 Jan, 2020 @ 1:50am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 12 Jan, 2020 @ 3:10am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 13 Jan, 2020 @ 7:28am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 8:45am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 15 Apr, 2020 @ 7:14am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 9:58pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 9:58pm

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 10:53am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 25 Feb, 2020 @ 8:15am

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 10:11pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 25 Feb, 2020 @ 7:34am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 6:52am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 13 Jan, 2020 @ 4:36am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 25 Feb, 2020 @ 8:35am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 25 Feb, 2020 @ 7:54am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 11 Jan, 2020 @ 4:25am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 24 Apr, 2020 @ 9:09am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 10:00pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 15 Apr, 2020 @ 7:12am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Unlocked 12 Jan, 2020 @ 3:14am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 9 Jan, 2020 @ 9:57am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 10:28am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 12 Jan, 2020 @ 3:12am

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Unlocked 24 Apr, 2020 @ 9:08am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Unlocked 12 Jan, 2020 @ 2:38am

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 10:25pm

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Unlocked 12 Jan, 2020 @ 3:31am

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Unlocked 10 Jan, 2020 @ 12:22am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 11 Jan, 2020 @ 4:51am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2020 @ 1:34am

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Unlocked 25 Feb, 2020 @ 8:26am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 13 Jan, 2020 @ 3:24am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 13 Jan, 2020 @ 4:58am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 7:22am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 25 Feb, 2020 @ 8:17am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 25 Feb, 2020 @ 8:13am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 12 Jan, 2020 @ 2:58am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 13 Jan, 2020 @ 7:40am

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Unlocked 25 Feb, 2020 @ 8:25am

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 7:34am

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Unlocked 16 Apr, 2020 @ 9:28am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 16 Apr, 2020 @ 9:15am

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2020 @ 2:37am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked 13 Jan, 2020 @ 7:31am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2022 @ 9:51am

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2022 @ 11:12am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 4:33am

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 8:37am

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 8:49am

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2022 @ 11:48am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 7:30am

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

18 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

280 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30