mate?

actually has a big penis plus cutest in friend group +rep

+rep, good teammate. send me friend request, so we can talk and play sometime :)

why the hell would we lose if we were hacking

ez ban plays with wall hackers

When I received your very unfriendly message in Counter Strike the other day about my gameplay, I was extremely disturbed. You said, and I quote "I'll buttrape and massacre your entire bloodline". You see, your threats pose nothing to me, because I am more powerful than you will ever be.

I've come to a conclusion. Bullets dont do ♥♥♥♥ to me. Falling trees don't leave a mark, I'm immune to all forms of blunt impact and sharp objects. I use construction spikes, rebar, etc as BO-STAFFS. I've been cliff jumping since I was 6, broken metal doors with my skull, punched straight through wooden doors and split them in half with one kick. I run up and across walls. I instinctively analyze physics before I make a single step and I know your move before you do. I have walked across the surface of the sun, and the worlds smartest man poses no more threat than its smartest termite. Dont think you can hurt me, you cant. If you threaten me like that again, its your problem.