Recent reviews by King FlippyNips

Issss pretty good

If you genuinely hate your life then play this game, ultimate team has gone down the pan as it's all just dodgy looking cards where bald English players have 99 pace or some random Turkish fella has 99 shooting and you've never even heard of the fella. I primarily play Pro Clubs and believe me when I say get ready to be bent over and shafted like you're in the second world war with a water pistol is the worlds biggest understatement. The constant terrible keepers that act like they've got no arms or legs, see in sounds and hear in colours; I cannot put into words how close I have come to shaving my head and going on a midlife crisis at 25 years old. I have aged 6 years in the last 3 minutes dealing with my make a wish keeper and the default team-mates that act like they've got parkinsons disease on a cold night in stoke. I hope someone gets a Mitre football, takes it down to head office on a cold day and pelts it at every single person in that office until they make a decent game. As the AngryGinge on Youtube says "I HAVE HAD ENOUGH" (I genuinely mean I have had enough, please do not buy this game if you value any part of your life)

Yeah man

10/10 IGN

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