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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 6:09am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 7:09am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 8:48am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 2:19am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 1:00am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 3:06am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 8:32am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 3:02am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 4:02am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 4:42am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 9:58am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 11:25pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 12:10am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 5:40am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 5:46am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 5:53am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 6:08am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 6:30am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 9:05pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 4:21am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 9:01am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 10:22am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 8:32am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 9:39am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 9:39am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 9:39am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 5:46am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 6:12am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 9:03pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 10:13pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 5:40am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 5:40am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 6:13am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 11:40pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 10:22am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 2:01am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 5:40am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 6:33am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 11:41pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 5:47am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 11:08am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 8:32pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 6:08am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 12:50am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 4:39am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 5:55am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 11:31am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 2:07am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 11:29pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 2:47am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 4:17am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 6:51pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 4:07am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 10:23am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 6:52am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 4:10am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 10:23am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 3:11am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 4:16am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 10:29am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 12:57am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 3:31am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 3:27am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 6:08am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 11:30pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 5:06am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 6:11am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 6:13am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 7:38pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 7:01am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 12:50am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 5:10am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 3:16am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 4:04am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 2:07am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 2:47am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 2:01am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 4:55am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 8:32am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 10:23am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 10:43am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 4:06am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 4:27am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 5:16am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 10:23am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 10:23am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 3:40am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 4:03am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 9:42am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 4:52am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:21am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 22 Oct @ 7:38am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 22 Oct @ 7:38am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 4:03am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 5:21am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 3:02am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 10:23am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 10:23am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 10:23am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 10:30am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 10:39am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 11:54am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 3:40am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 3:40am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 9:29am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 10:22am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 1:15am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 3:40am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 10:39am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 2:38am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 5:21am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 3:34am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 4:52am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 4:47am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 8:08am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 3:01am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 2:44am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 2:44am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 3:05am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 3:27am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 3:40am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 3:41am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 3:43am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 3:43am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 3:44am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 3:44am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 2:32am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 8:32am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 10:35am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 3:40am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 10:26am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 10:23am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 10:23am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 10:23am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 3:40am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 3:40am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 4:06am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 4:27am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 4:27am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 4:27am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 4:55am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 12:01pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 3:21am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 3:21am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 4:19am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 3:41am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 3:43am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 3:43am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 3:57am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 4:47am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 6:31am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 8:54pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 2:47am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 10:25am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 10:25am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 7:41am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 12:28am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 2:47am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 10:25am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 10:35am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 9:48am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 5:18am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 2:47am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 9:54am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 10:43am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 3:31am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 3:33am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 3:37am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 3:44am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 4:31am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 4:29am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 4:23am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 4:38am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 4:32am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 4:38am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 4:37am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 4:55am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 4:59am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 4:52am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 5:03am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 5:03am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 5:05am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 9:39am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 4:48am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 3:34am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 10:43am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 3:40am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 10:26am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 3:58am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 4:26am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 4:25am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 4:27am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 1:39am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 4:28am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 4:48am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 4:37am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 4:50am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 4:50am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 4:51am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 3:34am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 2:16am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 3:01am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 3:40am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 3:40am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 4:28am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 4:33am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 4:52am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 5:03am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 4:03am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 4:03am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 4:43am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 9:54am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 10:20am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 11:07pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 12:32am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 2:02am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 3:16am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 3:26am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 3:40am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 3:02am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 4:47am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 3:10am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 4:07am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 4:48am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 4:27am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 3:40am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 4:42am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 11:13am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 4:25am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 4:38am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 4:28am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 4:38am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 4:38am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 4:58am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 5:02am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 4:56am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 5:18am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 5:18am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 5:18am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 2:22am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 2:47am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 7:15am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 1:28am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 12:53am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 4:39am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 5:27am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 2:01am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 4:18am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 1:32am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 3:50am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 4:25am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 4:27am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 4:44am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 4:51am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 5:33am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 5:33am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 4:46am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 4:28am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 4:48am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 4:52am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 4:51am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 5:18am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 5:33am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 5:33am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 5:28am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 10:09am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 10:09am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 3:02am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 4:52am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 9:06am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 5:03am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 4:56am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 5:18am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 5:48am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 5:18am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 3:02am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 10:32am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 10:33am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 10:20am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 11:06pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 11:46pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 11:47pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 3:49am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 3:50am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 3:50am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 3:50am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 3:50am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 3:48am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 3:51am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 3:48am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 3:52am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 3:52am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 3:52am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 8:56am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 6:00am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 2:42am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 10:22am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 1:15am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 3:40am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 4:28am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 4:52am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 5:20am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 3:02am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 3:44am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 5:18am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 3:34am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 9:58am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 4:28am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 5:03am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 5:25am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 4:52am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 4:51am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 5:02am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 5:18am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 5:18am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 10:09am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 7:39am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 10:20am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 3:02am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 10:20am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 10:20am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 10:20am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 11:47pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 5:18am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 5:18am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 5:33am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 3:02am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 10:09am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 10:20am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:05am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:27am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 11:47pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:47am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:48am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:52am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 8:59am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 5:12am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 5:18am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 5:47am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 8:07am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 3:03am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 10:15am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 10:58am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:27am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 11:29pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 1:03am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 5:10am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 5:45am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 3:34am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 8:59am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 2:06am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 9:56am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 10:20am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 2:11am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 1:39am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 3:21am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2022 @ 10:10am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 8:14am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 4:32am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 4:36am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 5:33am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 10:34pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 5:33am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 10:09am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 7:39am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 10:20am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 10:20am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:46am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:47am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:47am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:47am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 9:04am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 9:04am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 11:07am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2022 @ 10:10am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 4:03am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 10:54am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 3:27am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 3:40am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 4:29am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 4:54am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 5:28am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 3:03am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 1:32am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 2:30am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2022 @ 10:10am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 3:53am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 5:18am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:08am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 8:41pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 3:36am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2022 @ 10:10am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 3:12am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 10:23am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 2:06am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 4:43am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 3:25am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 3:40am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 4:27am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 4:52am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 5:28am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 3:03am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 1:32am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 3:20am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 4:42am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 5:33am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 4:06am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 5:50am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 1:08am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 3:54am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:10am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 5:11am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2022 @ 10:10am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 4:43am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 5:33am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 6:10am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 5:02am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 8:43am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 12:35am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 4:51am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 10:54pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 4:39am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 4:39am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 8:15am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 7:32am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Oct @ 4:57am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 3:04am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 10:58am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 10:40am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 10:20am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 10:20am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:17am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:47am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:47am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 3:58am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 4:59am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 4:59am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2022 @ 10:10am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 4:59am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 5:33am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 5:33am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 5:44am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 6:13am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 8:38am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 4:48am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 5:09am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:27am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:46am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 1:38am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 11:07am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 9:04am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 5:33am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 6:14am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 6:16am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 5:39am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 6:13am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 8:38am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 7:53am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 7:32am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 7:32am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Oct @ 7:00am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 10:20am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 3:27am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 3:40am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 4:32am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 5:07am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 5:41am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 10:20am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 5:11am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 9:04am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 5:33am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 8:38am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Oct @ 5:27am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 4:29am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 6:14am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 1:08am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 3:53am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 4:28am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 10:09am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 4:27am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 5:33am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 4:59am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 6:13am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 4:24am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 4:32am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 5:43am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 5:59am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 5:39am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 6:09am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:20am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 4:48am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 4:39am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 12:57am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 3:40am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 4:27am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 4:52am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 5:21am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 3:02am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 1:32am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 3:21am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2022 @ 10:10am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 6:13am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 7:32am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 12:54am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 4:30am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 6:33am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 1:52am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 3:53am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:15am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 1:38am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 1:39am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 10:56pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 5:01am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 4:59am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 5:57am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 5:43am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 8:17am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 7:31am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 7:32am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Oct @ 1:52am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Oct @ 2:30am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Oct @ 7:00am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 4:03am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 3:40am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 3:38am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Oct @ 7:41am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 1:38am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 4:18am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 12:35am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:21am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2023 @ 9:49pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 4:48am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 8:35am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 4:08am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 4:39am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 4:39am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 4:39am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 4:39am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 4:39am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 4:39am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 4:39am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 4:42am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 5:33am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 8:14am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 4:03am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 4:39am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 4:39am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 4:40am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 3:53am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 4:39am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 4:42am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 4:59am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 5:33am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 6:14am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 5:56am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 7:32am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 4:12am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Oct @ 1:39am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 22 Oct @ 2:28am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Oct @ 5:26am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Oct @ 12:40am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 12:54am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 4:39am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 4:39am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 7:31am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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