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Daddy Belongs in the Kitchen

Cook 25 Steaks (Classic)
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 5:04pm

Doctor Daddy

Administer 25 Pills to Sick Babies
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 5:04pm

Dirty Daddy

Play with the "Strange Rubber Object" (Classic)
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2018 @ 8:48am

Psycho Daddy

Eat 25 pieces of trash while enhanced with the Breaking Dad Power Up (Classic)
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 5:04pm

Daddy That Kills People

Stab other Daddies 25 times (Classic)
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 5:04pm

Fruit Based

Feed 25 Fruits to Babies
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 5:04pm

Dad of The Year

Awarded when 365 Babies live to see their mother another day (Classic)
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 5:04pm

Ready For Daddyhood

Win a game without letting your baby get below 90% health (Classic)
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2019 @ 2:02pm

One Last Goodbye

Be looking at your baby as they die (Classic)
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 5:04pm

Life's A Bleach

Drink 50 gallons of bleach
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 5:04pm

Baby's On Fire

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 5:04pm

Daddy Let Me Drown

Drown 25 Times
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 5:04pm

Baby of The Year

Awarded when 365 Daddies have failed you as your father (Classic)
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 5:04pm

Iced Iced Baby

Freeze in the fridge as a Baby
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 5:04pm

What's Cooking?

Mommy and Daddy's Homegrown BBQ!
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2018 @ 9:01am

Child Prodigy

Play 50 Notes on the Toy Piano (Classic)
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 5:04pm

A True Gentleman

Win 5 Games as Daddy or Baby wearing a Top Hat (Classic)
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2018 @ 9:02am

Champion of The House

Complete all the challenges (Classic)
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 5:04pm

Turn a Rat into a Snack

Follow the squeaks (Remake)
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 5:04pm

Baby's First...

Get your first win as a baby. (Remake)
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 5:04pm

I'm Your Daddy.

Win your first Daddy Game (Remake)
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 5:04pm

Riding Dirty

Drink daddy drinks while driving baby car (Remake)
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 5:04pm

Attempted Vehicular Infanticide

Run a baby over with a lawnmower (Remake)
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 5:04pm

Deez Buffs Make Me Go Nuts

Have 5 unique buffs at once (Remake)
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 5:04pm

Plumber's Apprentice

Use a plunger to unclog a clogged toilet. (Remake)
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 5:04pm

Make a fish your dish

You ate the fish.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 5:04pm

Played with balls

Did you have fun?
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 5:04pm

Imma Powder Out

inhaled too much baby powder
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 5:04pm

You are what you Eat

eat at least 100 hotdogs
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 5:04pm

Toasted

Secure a win by dropping a plugged-in toaster into water
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 5:04pm

This is not how you play Slip and Die

Rode the Slip and Die, then died. (Baby only)
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 5:04pm

Ready for the Big Leagues

Score on the basketball net
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 12:41pm

Choked on Balls

Choked on at least 2 Pool Balls
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 12:41pm

Lawn Daddy

Mow your lawn
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 12:41pm

Disobedient

You ignored the note
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 7:56am

Pan Head

Get hit in the head with a pan
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 7:56am

Dug Straight Down

Fell into the lava
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 7:56am

Acrobatically Inclined

Swing through the hoop
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 7:56am

Escape Lookout Cove

Dig out Lookout Cove
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 7:56am

So that’s what it tastes like…

Drank Mommy's Milk as a Daddy
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 12:21pm

Found The Control Room

How long has this been here?
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 12:21pm

Found Mommy

Mommy isnt very nice.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 12:21pm

Escaped The House

Finally Free?!.....
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 12:21pm

Found Another Daddy

In the Basement of the Control Room
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 12:21pm