Uh fine, Greetings

Call me Gabe.

It sucks.

Ah. Not really

Ummm ahhhh in the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, you know, the toilet the turd flume.

I can't answer that.

I won't answer that

Yes we are gonna go ahead with our Cleveland Steam Box.

Yes that's correct.

Uh that came from the Cleveland steamer y'know? the act of dropping a log on a girls chest, its a real turd of a system.

Hmm good question the portable Cleveland steamer can be taken with you into the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and provide you some jack pleasure if your in the uhh toilet uh you know whatever you need it for.
you know fapping on the toilet, roughing up the-. a subject, taking matters into your own hand.

Well we kinda made it from a Valvegina.

Sometn new and ground breaking called Ass Portal, we're gonna delve into the colon.

Ok we have half life 2 here we got Morgan Freeman here and some ♥♥♥♥♥ here, uh game of the year i don't know how that happened.

Left 4 Dead? should have been left for dead.

It doesn't come close to our ground breaking Ass Portal.

Hmm.

Have you ever had a 3 some? No? Would you like to? Uh me and Morgan Freeman.

Not really that's confidential information.

He was ready to take the snowdog....... challenge.

That's a cocaine covered turd, its a prize, that's one of the prizes in our Ass Portal game.

Oh its real, its real son.

They're an addict, that's the prize.

That's right, that's how Jay-z got in the Illuminati, that's why Beyonce has ♥♥♥♥ breath
Uh we got the ♥♥♥♥ foil hat comin' out, and you know we got a snow dog hat, the tin foil hat its to protect you from uh this prick Obama who's-who's running the countr- this crack smoking ♥♥♥♥♥♥ who is running our country now trying to run it into the ground, the tin foil is going to protect you and the rest of our fan base, if ya don't wear it you're just gonna become part of the rest of the zombie civilization we got goin' on, the sheeple the uh- you know, its gonna protect you from waves, MICROWAVES that are rampant through the air, y'know chem-trails or uh drones, any of that ♥♥♥♥.

The harp transmitter of course.

The steam community?

The steamer community.

Oh, that's ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥.

I'm not a man who likes to be mocked or called fat.

That i don't gotta work with that ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Bill Gates anymore.

That's a beard, That's a cover up for his ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥.

Cake?

No.

No, its a piss cake from a urinal, you ever ♥♥♥♥ in a urinal son?

At the end of the day someone always has to clean that turd out, that's how i feel about the cake.

Mmm, a piss cake if you will.

So uh, any more questions son? *audible belch*

*audible belch*

*audible belch*

*audible belch*

*exhale*

I'm stuck

They call me Gaseous Clay.

Where you guys from?

The Gape Station? The Gay Station? Or the Gape Station?

Like a gaping ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ like a giant gaping anus!

*audible belch*

Uhh, Uncle Gubsy? *audible belch*

That was my uncle he was... gay and we seem to think they called him gubsy because he would get 2 ♥♥♥♥♥ and go "gub gub gub gub gub gub gub gub gub" we're not sure though, and there's his giant poodle named Eric who always had a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ red rocket going on. Why? How can a dog be that horny?


Linux? You can call me Gape by the way. You mean Ucuntu? With that ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Penguin?

Ucuntu.

Oh, my bad. Ucuntikente.

Um, not really we got a lot of trade secrets we dont want it to get out, uh a lot of snow dog testing in the back. If that gets out we're ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Uh Apple is ♥♥♥♥, Overpriced garbage for trendy hipsters.

I don't know, I don't know the answer to this one.

Hey are you guys hungry? I'm gonna get some food for you guys.

Yeah no problem, you guys like Farburgers or snowdogs? *door closing*

Hey, whats up guys?

You guys wanted something?

*inaudible bag ruffling*

♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥

Oh a toy!

Ah, a girls happy meal.

Would you like the toy?

*audible chewing sounds* any more questions? *audible chewing sounds*

MMMMM

Frank who's Frank?

*audible chewing sounds*

MMM, these are delicious

Uhm, yeah.

MM

MMMMMMMM, ♥♥♥♥.

Drinky poo?

Is that a bug in there?

*inaudible beverage sounds*

MM, moist like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ young vagina.

These ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fries are as limp as a ♥♥♥♥♥♥'s ♥♥♥♥, these fries are harrible.

MM that's like a cat's vagina isnt it?

There's this game my father taught me years ago, the premise of the game is ya take one finger put it
in your mouth the other goes up your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and when he says go ya switch.

*audible belch and exhale* These are delicious, MMM that was good.

So uh, does that conclude our interview?

Hmm Ricochet 2 coming.... April 12th, i got to go guys, you dont mind cleaning this up do ya?
*inaudible shuffling*