You, me, gas station. What are we having for dinner? Sushi, of course. Uh Oh, there was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi! We blackout and wake up in the sewer, surrounded by fish! Horny fish! You know what that means! Fish orgy! The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We’re gonna fight it. Bear fight? Bare handed? Bare naked? Oh, yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl, then we ride it into a Chuck E' Cheese. Dance Dance Revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uh, I think so! Next thing you know I’m reincarnated as Jesus Christ, then I turn into a jet fly into the sun. Black out again, wake up, do a bump, WHITEOUT, which I didn’t know you could do. Then I smoked a joint, GREENED OUT, then I turned into the sun uh oh looks like the meth is kicking in deeugh beeugh hibiduh hibuh uuh uh ah uh aaah uh aaah aaaah AAAA

Queues with a mechanically challenged cheater that has less than 40%-win rate on most maps. I've genuinely never seen someone wall who was that bad at the game LMFAO. DM for vid proof

this guy is as groovy as gravy

Hey it's me, we just played together. I noticed you didn't add me but I sent you a friend request haha, maybe it glitched or something. you're pretty cool though like i said before, that's why I got my team to throw for you. It's so cool to see a girl playing in games though. I know you have a boyfriend so I hope he treats you well. Like if I was your boyfriend I'd make you sandwiches while you play and buy you chocolate and give you back rubs and call you cool and laugh with you at all your jokes, not real though because we aren't together (at least yet) :) Yeah so haha you should totally accept my friend request so we can talk more and have fun together, just as friends of course coz otherwise it would be weird and I don't want to get cooties from you ewwwwww (just joking, I would like your cooties) :p

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what a great guy