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15.6 hrs on record (4.1 hrs at review time)
原汁原味
Posted 22 November, 2023.
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573.7 hrs on record (211.5 hrs at review time)
挺好玩的 就是队友经常请我吃875小饼干 觉得噎了 还请我喝昏迷黑啤
Posted 11 August, 2022.
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8.2 hrs on record (1.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
穴有种种，种种不同，
色有黑白之异，质有老嫩之别，
口有松紧，毛有疏密，
然其构造大同小异，
无外双眼洞开，两唇合缝，
上孔排尿，下孔流红。
大户千金，小家碧玉，盖莫能外。
别名曰私处，因居隐秘之地才美不外现；
红颜称祸水，若遇非常之事亦偶露峥嵘。
区区三寸之地，
英雄豪杰为之折腰，
酒色之徒为之殒命，
流氓恶棍为之走险，
文人墨客为之动兴，
多少艺术作品因之而生，
多少鲜活生命因之而亡，
故曰：“穴乃人类创造力的源泉”，不无道理。
穴有贵贱之分，
贞妇之穴，千金难得一扪之亲；
娼妇之穴，百圆可逞出入之快。
有何异哉？非穴之异，因人而异也。
俗语云：“穴是一样的穴，模样见高低”，
或曰：“女人都是一样的，差别全在脸蛋上”，均同此理。
同是为穴，因所生之人不同而迥异。
若豪门之女，大牌明星，公子王孙趋之若骛；
若贫家丑妇，色衰娼妓，贩夫走卒避之不及。
妓中花魁，卖穴一夕能得百金之俸；
南北佳人，挟穴一顾可收倾城之功。
呜呼！穴何异哉？人有异也！!
Posted 21 January, 2022. Last edited 22 November, 2022.
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18.7 hrs on record (16.3 hrs at review time)
发表这篇测评只是单纯的想让大家帮帮忙授予我一些奖励 想攒一些点数用来换头像背景 希望路过的好心人能帮帮忙 谢谢
Posted 25 November, 2021.
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542.8 hrs on record
现在评论逼，能不能不要发傻逼评论了，什么口才给我买，什么我是伞兵，什么领导人画像，有jb意思，不知道说啥就谈谈游戏好吗，不要rnm复读机一样，但凡发点评论还特么给你爹司马网易uu打广告，我想真日了你们妈
Posted 7 September, 2021.
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687.6 hrs on record (85.7 hrs at review time)
手冲之路
初学者：冲过10次
熟能生巧：冲过100发
荒漠枪手：冲过1000发
手冲盛宴：冲过10000发
无尽狂暴：冲过100000发
狂乱法师：冲过1000000发
神之饕黎：冲过10000000发
上帝之手：冲过100000000发
伪装者：在手冲时，被家里人发现，使用其技能，完美骗取咖哩人。
隐蔽猎手：在附近有人时，成功冲三发不被现。
迅捷步伐：10秒一次连续3次。
不灭之握：坚持90分钟不冲。
节能卫士：不使用卫生纸等一-切清洁用品
勇士之心：在他人面前冲。
禁欲修士：一月不冲。
狂暴抑制：一年不冲。
欲之羁绊：与一位好兄弟互相冲。
金手指：在无影片人意淫的情况下冲一次。
傲慢的演奏家：把咖喱人赶出克，表示自己要打手冲。
夜曲：在凌晨4点-5点不间断冲。
虚空来袭：不使用任何手段，冲出来。
杀戮农场：对着动物冲一发。
欲望的达芬奇：把冲出来的画成一幅涂鸦画。
法外之徒：在JCJ里冲。
黎明之歌：每天起床冲，连续三天。
诸神黄昏：叫上五个以上朋友，一起冲。
Posted 6 February, 2021.
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2.0 hrs on record
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Posted 17 August, 2020.
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474.0 hrs on record (0.2 hrs at review time)
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Posted 11 July, 2020.
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0.3 hrs on record
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Posted 8 July, 2020.
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1.5 hrs on record
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Posted 8 July, 2020.
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