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ＷＥ　ＨＡＶＥ　ＮＯＴＩＣＥＤ　ＴＨＡＴ　ＹＯＵ　ＨＡＶＥＮ'Ｔ　ＬＯＧＧＥＤ　ＩＮ　
ＦＯＲ　２　ＷＥＥＫＳ．　Ｉ　ＡＭ　ＪＵＳＴ　ＣＨＥＣＫＩＮＧ　ＴＯ　ＳＥＥ　ＩＦ　
ＥＶＥＲＹＴＨＩＮＧ　ＩＳ　ＯＫＡＹ？　ＡＬＳＯ　ＷＥ　ＨＡＶＥ　ＰＲＥＰＡＲＥＤ　
ＹＯＵ　Ａ　ＬＩＳＴ　ＯＦ　ＶＩＤＥＯＳ　ＦＲＯＭ　ＹＯＵＲ　ＦＡＶＯＵＲＩＴＥ　
ＣＡＴＥＧＯＲＹ　 （ＧＡＹ　ＰＯＲＮ） ．　ＳＥＥ　ＹＯＵ　ＳＯＯＮ

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I met this dude in a pistol round. After losing a 1v4, he calmly said, “The Glock is a metaphor for life. Sometimes, no matter how hard you burst or tap, it just doesn’t hit.” I asked him to focus on the game, but he replied, “Focus is the enemy of enlightenment.” He spent the rest of the match throwing decoys at chickens and humming. We lost, but he said, “GGWP, we won spiritually.”

I met him after an insane clutch in CS:GO. We bonded over hours of gaming, late-night snacks, and mutual hatred for smurfs. One night, during a Discord call, he said, “I’ve been working on something.” Curious, I asked him what.
He replied, “Your crosshair.” Suddenly, my screen went black, and his face appeared in the center, whispering, “I am your crosshair now.” I formatted my PC and blocked him. Stay safe out there.

My grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, "If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you need to stop immediately." Tears welled up in his eyes when he realised exactly what was at stake. He quit cold-turkey that very day. Three years down the line, he died of lung cancer. We were very close, and his death destroyed me. My mother said to me, "Please never smoke. Don't put your family through what your grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 19, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your csgo aim was so bad, it gave me cancer anyway. Please uninstall

+rep good player :3

All my life I have tried to avoid smoking and drinking because of cancer cases in my ancestors. I thought I could break the chain and dodge the disease but it was all worthless. The consistency to avoid it, the determination, everything because at the end your AIM gave me cancer anyway.