Told me to never talk to him again after my friendly greeting -rep

I'm telling you, this dude is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day and he was buying cases of Redbull and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said, "they help contain my full power so I don't completely $hit on these kids" and then he b hopped out the door, if you think you're good at fps games then you've probably never played against this dude before, because he's just that good.

After a good game in CS:GO, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great moments in CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a CS Lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard:hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts:push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.