The Infamy Mask enemies make me want to put a meat grinder into my rectum and grind all of my organs into paste.
I am two centimeters from peeling off my fingernails and gluing them onto my forehead in the shape of a penis just so everyone can see how ♥♥♥♥♥♥ over I have been by these things.
Every time I see one I think this time will be different—This time I’ll be careful—This time—this time—ughhhhhhhhh. They can ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ see into the future. The whip around corners and do 180s if you are within 2 continents of them. Oh yeah, they’re also INVINCIBLE?? You have to kill the stupid heart which by the way also shoots at you and must have the mask on speed dial because he always shows up bends you over and makes you his ♥♥♥♥♥ in like 4 microseconds.
EVEN WORSE, the game usually puts like 4 of them in a basic 1x1 room size and it’s also very common to have a grid of metal blocks making it impossible to dodge them by moving off axis.
Is this what slavery feels like? Being thrust into a room naked while giant hearts mind control masks that lick your nipples so hard that it can literally kill you??
Unrelated but I also hate tainted Cain. Unfortunately, my life coach says that this rant has already generated enough negative energy to keep people who enjoy watching the news busy for at least 24 hours. Seriously what is wrong with people who enjoy having a cup of Joe while the TV tells them about the most horrifying things known to man.
Anyways I need to google how to remove a meat grinder from my rectum. Rant over.
TL;DR:
♥♥♥♥ you for not reading my post. If you want to know what it was about, I have some great advice: it starts at the top, not the bottom.