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14 of 44 (32%) achievements earned:
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Doctor Daddy

Administer 25 Pills to Sick Babies
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 3:00pm

Daddy That Kills People

Stab other Daddies 25 times (Classic)
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 2:53pm

Fruit Based

Feed 25 Fruits to Babies
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 2:53pm

Ready For Daddyhood

Win a game without letting your baby get below 90% health (Classic)
Unlocked 17 May, 2021 @ 11:11am

One Last Goodbye

Be looking at your baby as they die (Classic)
Unlocked 18 May, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Baby's On Fire

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Unlocked 18 May, 2021 @ 1:35pm

Iced Iced Baby

Freeze in the fridge as a Baby
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2022 @ 12:03pm

What's Cooking?

Mommy and Daddy's Homegrown BBQ!
Unlocked 18 May, 2021 @ 12:18pm

A True Gentleman

Win 5 Games as Daddy or Baby wearing a Top Hat (Classic)
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 11:56am

Turn a Rat into a Snack

Follow the squeaks (Remake)
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 4:35am

Baby's First...

Get your first win as a baby. (Remake)
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 4:31am

I'm Your Daddy.

Win your first Daddy Game (Remake)
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 4:28am

Attempted Vehicular Infanticide

Run a baby over with a lawnmower (Remake)
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 2:07pm

Deez Buffs Make Me Go Nuts

Have 5 unique buffs at once (Remake)
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 3:50pm



Daddy Belongs in the Kitchen

Cook 25 Steaks (Classic)

Psycho Daddy

Eat 25 pieces of trash while enhanced with the Breaking Dad Power Up (Classic)

Dad of The Year

Awarded when 365 Babies live to see their mother another day (Classic)

Life's A Bleach

Drink 50 gallons of bleach

Daddy Let Me Drown

Drown 25 Times

Baby of The Year

Awarded when 365 Daddies have failed you as your father (Classic)

Child Prodigy

Play 50 Notes on the Toy Piano (Classic)

Champion of The House

Complete all the challenges (Classic)

Riding Dirty

Drink daddy drinks while driving baby car (Remake)

Plumber's Apprentice

Use a plunger to unclog a clogged toilet. (Remake)

You are what you Eat

eat at least 100 hotdogs

Toasted

Secure a win by dropping a plugged-in toaster into water

This is not how you play Slip and Die

Rode the Slip and Die, then died. (Baby only)

Ready for the Big Leagues

Score on the basketball net

Choked on Balls

Choked on at least 2 Pool Balls

Lawn Daddy

Mow your lawn

Disobedient

You ignored the note

Pan Head

Get hit in the head with a pan

Dug Straight Down

Fell into the lava

Acrobatically Inclined

Swing through the hoop

Escape Lookout Cove

Dig out Lookout Cove

Found Another Daddy

In the Basement of the Control Room
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