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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2019 @ 6:37am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2019 @ 9:25am

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2020 @ 9:13pm

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2019 @ 10:25am

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2020 @ 2:07pm

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2020 @ 10:58am

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2019 @ 11:49am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 6:07pm

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2020 @ 8:30pm

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2020 @ 8:28pm

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2021 @ 10:40am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2020 @ 10:36am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2019 @ 9:18am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2019 @ 9:26am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2020 @ 10:26am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2020 @ 9:11am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2019 @ 9:18am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2019 @ 1:25pm

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2019 @ 6:16am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2019 @ 3:02pm

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2019 @ 9:40am

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2021 @ 10:40am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2020 @ 10:37am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2021 @ 3:58pm

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2020 @ 10:22am

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 8:12pm

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2020 @ 11:35am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2021 @ 3:28pm

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2020 @ 10:22am

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 11:10am

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 11:42am

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2021 @ 7:21pm

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2024 @ 8:04pm

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 8:48am



Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.

Pimped!

That really does it.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!