Сухач の POSTAL 2 実績の進行状況

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

アンロックした日 2018年12月6日 3時40分

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

アンロックした日 2018年12月8日 2時51分

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

アンロックした日 2018年12月6日 3時33分

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

アンロックした日 2020年7月15日 3時48分

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

アンロックした日 2018年12月6日 11時08分

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

アンロックした日 2018年12月8日 3時25分

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

アンロックした日 2018年12月8日 4時28分

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

アンロックした日 2018年12月8日 10時30分

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

アンロックした日 2018年12月6日 11時13分

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

アンロックした日 2018年12月8日 4時23分

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

アンロックした日 2018年12月6日 3時54分

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

アンロックした日 2021年5月14日 7時23分

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

アンロックした日 2018年12月6日 10時53分

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

アンロックした日 2018年12月8日 10時41分

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

アンロックした日 2018年12月8日 4時26分

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

アンロックした日 2023年3月30日 17時35分

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

アンロックした日 2018年12月6日 3時33分

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

アンロックした日 2018年12月8日 10時26分

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

アンロックした日 2018年12月8日 4時25分

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

アンロックした日 2018年12月8日 2時41分

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

アンロックした日 2018年12月6日 11時13分

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

アンロックした日 2018年12月6日 3時35分

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

アンロックした日 2018年12月6日 11時09分

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

アンロックした日 2018年12月6日 3時40分

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

アンロックした日 2018年12月6日 11時11分

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

アンロックした日 2023年3月30日 17時17分

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

12 / 30

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

0 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

5 / 30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

0 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

13 / 30

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

821 / 1,000

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

6 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30