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๐ * ๐ง * ๐ * ๐ณ * ๐ * ๐ * ๐ซ * ๐ * ๐ * ๐ * ๐ * ๐ * ๐ * ๐ * ๐ฅ * ๐
ใ ค* Hallmark Card: โIโm so miserable without you, itโs almost like youโre still here.โ
ใ ค* A policeman stopped a motorist in the centre of town one evening. "Would you mind blowing into this bag, sir?" asked the policeman.
"Why?" asked the driver.
"Because my chips are too hot", replied the policeman.
ใ ค* Two crisps were walking down a road when a taxi pulled up alongside them and said "Do you want a lift?
One of the crisps replied, "No thanks, we're Walkers!"
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ใ คใ คใ คใ ค Ba-Dum-Tiss!