Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
-- Mark Twain
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The average girl would rather have beauty than brains because she knows
that the average man can see much better than he can think.
-- Ladies' Home Journal
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Keep your boss's boss off your boss's back.
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The Force is what holds everything together. It has its dark side, and
it has its light side. It's sort of like cosmic duct tape.
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'There's a limit to the power of a spring, no matter how tightly one winds it.'
'Oh, yes. Yes. And you hope that if you wind a spring one way, all its energies will unwind the other way. And sometimes you have to wind the spring as tight as it will go,' said Vetinari,' and pray it doesn't break.'
(Men at Arms)
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Tobacco is a filthy weed,
That from the devil does proceed;
It drains your purse, it burns your clothes,
And makes a chimney of your nose.
-- B. Waterhouse
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