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46.4 hrs on record (30.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
if you like trees plau this
Posted 24 November, 2023.
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55.5 hrs on record (34.4 hrs at review time)
its ok i guess
Posted 26 November, 2021.
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1 person found this review funny
3.2 hrs on record
"A man has fallen into the river in Lego City, start the new rescue helicopter!"

"Hey!"

"Build the helicopter, and off to the rescue!"

"Prepare the lifeline!"

"Lower the strecher!"

"And make the rescue!

"The new emergency collection from Lego City."
Posted 8 April, 2021.
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7.6 hrs on record (7.5 hrs at review time)
I'm definitely not an imposter
If I was, then I wouldn't be one 'cause I'm not one
Even if I was, I wouldn't say that I wasn't
'Cause I'm not, it's impossible, implausible
I'm an imposter, imposter
Obviously, I'm not an imposter
Honest to God, I should toss y'all like a rotten salad
Any evidence against me far from valid
Like I'd never snap your neck or stab your back
Or crawl up through the smallest vent, attack
An imposter's a role I could never fulfill
If you don't believe me, ask the guy that I just killed
Oh my God, body reported, R.I.P. Orange
Look at this crime, it's so horrid and morbid
Tragic, but let's not linger
Definitely wasn't me, wanna point fingers?
Somewhere within these walls, a villain does exist
It walks inside the halls
And crawls…
Posted 31 March, 2021.
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2.6 hrs on record (2.4 hrs at review time)
its very good omg so funny
Posted 26 November, 2020.
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156.7 hrs on record (155.4 hrs at review time)
This game saved my life.

I am 42.

My ex-wife and I have a daughter together, and adopted our son together. They are now both 4 years old.

When we were going through our separation, I found myself lost and miserable. I was self destructive. I got so mad one day from everything spiraling out of my control that I punched some concrete in a moment of overwhelming emotion. That caused me to break my 5th metacarpal in my right hand... my working hand... my games hand.. the hand that I held and carried my children to bed with.. The hand I desperately needed to make sure I could continue to provide.

After learning of the severity of my self-inflicted damage, I was borderline suicidal. Keep in mind that just a few months before this, I was the happiest man with no history of depression or anxiety. I have never had fits of rage, or been one to break down and cry, but I was in a low spot that just really buried me from being able to see the light on the other side.

Having nothing better to do, I searched for a game I could play, ONE HANDED while I recovered. I somehow stumbled upon this game and read some of the reviews. I decided that it had to be worth a shot... I must admit, I didn't beat the game, or play nearly as long as some of you. In fact, I may have only played this game a day or two.. With that being said, after doing so, I had a new found joy and hope for life. I was able to put behind me the pain and suffering that had been cast over me. I was able to experience other peoples joy and happiness. I was able to see the fruits of my "labor". I relaxed for 5 :hillary: :hillary: :hillary: :hillary: :hillary: :hillary: :hillary: minutes to this music long enough to realize that I was going to be okay.
After coming to that realization, I turned the game off, and I went back to work. It hurt my hand like hell but I was motivated. I stopped feeling so damn sorry for myself, and I became the father I needed to be in that moment, not the weak boy I was behaving as.

Today, I am close friend with my kids mother. We don't fight, or argue, or say hurtful things to each other. We are parents, and friends.

I now have 3 kids. My third child is, wait for it, ALSO 4 YEARS OLD. The woman I am with was going through a very similar situation at the time of my own separation, and we just stumbled in to each others life unexpectedly. We have been in a relationship for a year now, and are very happy together.

Moral of the story, you never know what life holds in store for you, and if I would have given up when all the odds were stacked against me, I wouldn't be where I am today. This silly little game helped me realize that.

Thank you
Posted 8 June, 2020. Last edited 8 April, 2021.
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710.1 hrs on record (554.3 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
"A man has fallen into the river in Lego City, start the new rescue helicopter!"

"Hey!"

"Build the helicopter, and off to the rescue!"

"Prepare the lifeline!"

"Lower the strecher!"

"And make the rescue!

"The new emergency collection from Lego City."
Posted 15 April, 2020. Last edited 25 November, 2022.
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