To all of the players looking at this profile,

I understand your anger, for I too know where it comes from. You are thinking "This man is too good for his hours. He must be a smurf, right?" Well, I must remark that no he is not a smurf, he is purely a good player. While it may seem impossible, he actually plays this game with a mouse as opposed to an Xbox controller, and unbelievably, has the sound turned on.

But yes, I sympathize for the blood-curdling pain seeping through you right now. I know life can seem unfair to a boosted silver two. If life was as simple as getting a short Asian boy to give you a free knife merely by insulting him, we would all be for the best. But until it gets better, focus on the positives instead: Go for a stroll outside, fall in love, do anything other than continue to bottomfrag. Maybe at that point, you'll realize that the only way to truly get good is to buy a metric butt-ton of skins. After all, look at this guy's main.