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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 1 May, 2018 @ 5:44am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 1 May, 2018 @ 5:55am

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2021 @ 5:15am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 1 May, 2018 @ 8:43am

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2020 @ 10:31am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2020 @ 10:41am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2020 @ 4:50am

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 2 May, 2018 @ 3:45am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2020 @ 7:29am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2020 @ 7:21am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2020 @ 12:38pm

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2020 @ 7:21am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 29 Feb, 2020 @ 5:35am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 3 May, 2018 @ 5:18am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 1 May, 2018 @ 5:56am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2020 @ 2:04am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2020 @ 1:11pm

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2018 @ 3:08pm

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 1 May, 2018 @ 2:42am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2019 @ 3:31pm

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2018 @ 1:27pm

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.
Unlocked 2 May, 2018 @ 12:07pm

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2020 @ 11:00am

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2020 @ 7:21am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2020 @ 5:16am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2020 @ 3:00am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2020 @ 2:18am

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2020 @ 10:01am

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2021 @ 5:15am

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.
Unlocked 4 May, 2022 @ 6:56am

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 2:22pm

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 7:47am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2020 @ 2:51am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2020 @ 4:01am

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2020 @ 4:11am

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2020 @ 3:47am

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.
Unlocked 3 May, 2022 @ 12:27pm



Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.

Pimped!

That really does it.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!