Recent reviews by offnem

>little devil on my shoulder telling me to destroy london because they denounced me
>i destroy it and rename it the slums
>i am the best
>i die to a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hurricane

a tactical shooter that really makes you change how you play shooters, forces you to take things slowly and carefully instead of rushing head on, and thus makes it a very hard game to master

both TF2 EA and TF2 valve, are very good

i have not left my house in 40 days

please add sex :)

FOR LIBERTY AND DEMOCRACY!

edit
i feel so democratic

i crave democracy space station

play clash, definitely smart

edit: the voices are getting louder when im playing flores and my friend says "im droning", he isnt making it into site

edit 2: tom clancy is in my skin, he skuttles in my walls, a blitz is in my dryer, send help

played story, is nice

playing online in 2023
-make horrifying character with crooked nose, unusual face and radar ears
-spawn in, be confused
-get shot in head by random npc
-respawn
-get shot in head by freind
-respawn
-run into random npc on horse by accident
-both fall
-get shot in the head
9/10

slow updates, but with playing satisfactory, im used to it, BUT
overall the game is the most impressive zombie survival i have seen, from its artstyle, to realistic functionality no other game has, to its method of vision, its an enjoyable game with a but load of content, if you play it, i highly recommend you play it with friends, as it is a much more enjoyable experience in the late game

the dynamic voice chat with the enviroment is an experience, its worth the 10 bucks. there may not be much right now, but this game has a lot of potential for fun here

its all fun and games until your first friend dies to the flower man,
the second to a ghost of a girl,
and then you because your friend left you behind after wasting all your money on a toilet

in summery: good game funny meme game, play with your friends

good and active devs that listen to the community? a game that is for no reason stupidly addicting? a 99% of the community arent a bunch of jerks? this game is a rare treasure, rock and stone brother!