I thought I liked playing Fortnite
But they ruined the game
All these updates are gay
It was the game that was my most favorite game
It changed and now it sucks
Epic Games is a bunch of cucks!

First zombies now there’s bottle rockets
It went from good to gay
Apex has stole the fame
How can I keep playing a game that plays this
Bad?

Epic please fix your game
It’s getting super lame

Listen Fortnite
Yeah, your game is super trash
Yeah, your game it smells like ass
Yeah, your game is super trash
Here’s what you can do to make your game less
Trash:

Start by buffing bottle rockets
They’re super-duper bad
They make me super mad
Maybe remove the guns on planes
They’re so OP
The game is based on luck
Everything is RNG

Planes always smash right through my building
They always knock me off
The planes can just frick off
The zip lines always glitch me out
And make me die
Epic please fix your game, it’s getting super lame

Listen Fortnite
Yeah, your game is super trash
Yeah, your game it’s super ass
[I-it smells like ass]
Yeah, your game is super trash
Here’s what you can...

Wait...

7.40 balance adjustments?

Fortnite community...
Planes will no longer be able to smash through
Structures?

Zipline...
Fall damage..
Rocket l...

Oh my god

Yeah, Fortnite fixed their game!
Yeah, they made it way less gay!
Hell yeah, Fortnite fixed their game..
They made it a lot better now!

At least they didn’t touch the chug jug-
Also I’m just kidding, Fortnite uh, is still
Poo-poo