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I don’t know if it’s weird to admit this but Joji not dropping Chloe Burbank has made me kinda prejudiced towards asian people. Every time I see one I just kind of think to myself that they probably wouldn’t drop their album.

I was waiting in a line at Target the other day and I saw the man at the register was asian, I got really nervous and started to think they would say they’d bag only half my groceries so I had to walk out of the store and practice breathing exercises in my car.

This morning I was driving through Dunkin tryna get some breakfast. I was ordering and the woman sounded asian based off her voice. Now I tried to back up and leave because I doubt she would give me my order but I was stuck there. When I eventually got around it turned out the person working there was white which is probably why my order was perfect except for a missing hashbrown and doughnut.

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