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New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 12:40pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 1:06pm

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 12:24pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 2:07pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 12:40pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 3:48am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 9:34am

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 7:09am

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 9:38am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 4:07am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:00pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 9:14am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:45am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:22pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 12:55pm

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 10:54am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 12:38pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 1:05pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 1:52pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 10:37am

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 1:24pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 3:50am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 7:07am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 4:15am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 3:46am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 6:44am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 12:53pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 9:22am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 12:19pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 6:01am



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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