It has come to our attention that students have been masturbating in the school bathrooms. Masturbating on school property is ILLEGAL and against school district policy. The bathroom pipes are NOT designed to handle human discharge or anything other than your regular bathroom activities. The excessive amounts of discharge build-up has caused a blockage in the pipes. Multiple pipes have become close to bursting due to the amount of excessive semen build-up. This will cost THOUSANDS of dollars coming from our funds to repair the damage caused by this. Please masturbate in your own homes and at your own disposal. If any discharge is discovered in the bathroom, it will be collected and analysed to determine who it belongs to. If it is discovered that the discharge is yours, YOU will be fined $1000 and be reported to proper authorities. Thank you for your cooperation.