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ㅤ* "Is your mother home?" the salesman asked a small boy sitting on the front step of a house. "Yeah, she's home", the boy said, moving over to let him past. The salesman rang the doorbell, got no response, knocked once, then again. Still no-one came to the door. Turning to the boy, the salesman said, "I thought you said your mother was home." The kid replied, "She is, but I don't live here."
ㅤ* The sole purpose of a child's middle name, is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.
ㅤ* Failure is not falling down, it is not getting up again.
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