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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 7:34am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 8:37am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 1:50pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 7:17am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 2:42pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:31am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 12:30am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Nov @ 5:59pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 5:01pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Nov @ 9:37am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Nov @ 1:41pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Nov @ 11:23pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 10:47am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 7:11am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 7:15am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 7:19am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 7:30am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 7:49am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 3:25pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 8:12am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 5:38pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:11am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 3:23pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 5:20pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 5:20pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 5:20pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 3:30pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 7:15am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 7:35am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 8:33am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 1:53pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 7:12am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 7:12am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 7:36am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 1:48pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 11:17am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 12:27pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 7:11am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 7:48am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 4:03pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 7:19am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 1:48pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 7:06am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 7:31am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 4:04pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:17am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 7:22am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 1:48pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 2:13pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 2:54am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 12:46pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Nov @ 6:54pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 2:13pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 2:33am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 5:47pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:17am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 17 Nov @ 9:17pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 28 Nov @ 11:41am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 9:47am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 2:32pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Nov @ 5:10pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 10:23am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 10:23am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 1:33pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 7:19am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 2:13pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 9:31am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 8:16am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 7:36am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 7:06am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 7:52am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 4:03pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 2:44am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 6:05am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 8:07am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 5:46pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:25am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 12:46pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 10:27pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 9:59am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 11:17am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Nov @ 10:57pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:11am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 10:40am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 3:01pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:17am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 12:24pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 12:19am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 21 Nov @ 12:57pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 22 Nov @ 10:37am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 5:46pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 7:34am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 29 Nov @ 9:27pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 7:15am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 1:47pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 11:01am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 9:57pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 8:24am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Nov @ 1:41pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Nov @ 8:56pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 2:19am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 2:35pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 3:21pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 7:47pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Nov @ 11:41am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Nov @ 11:24pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 7:15pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Nov @ 1:41pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Nov @ 5:10pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 12:25pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 10:58am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 5:59pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:31am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 29 Nov @ 12:11am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Nov @ 11:55am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 29 Nov @ 9:29am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 29 Nov @ 10:18pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 29 Nov @ 11:44pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 6:30pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 8:16pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 1:47am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 6:46am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 7:00am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 12:48pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 11:23pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Nov @ 9:17pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Nov @ 5:10pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 10:24pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 11:17am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 21 Nov @ 5:59pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 10:13pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 8:07am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 10:47am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 3:21pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 7:15pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 10:22am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 2:33pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 4:26pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Nov @ 9:42pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Nov @ 9:30am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 11:35am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 10:28am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 4:59pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 1:49pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 3:21pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 7:17am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 7:45am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 7:06am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:11am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 21 Nov @ 8:12pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 28 Nov @ 11:41am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 1:47pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 5:18pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 3:23pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 5:47pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 28 Nov @ 6:24pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 1:56pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 2:31am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Nov @ 8:49am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Nov @ 1:37pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Nov @ 10:57pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 2:19am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 12:32pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 3:28pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 10:22am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 12:48pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 5:08pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 5:06pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 10:03pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 7:22pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 10:59pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 10:16pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 1:59am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 3:11am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 2:00am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 3:08am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 9:33am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 10:55am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 5:20pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 5:46pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 1:51pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Nov @ 11:18pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 4:56pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 28 Nov @ 11:41am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 28 Nov @ 1:41pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 29 Nov @ 9:46pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 29 Nov @ 11:24pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 2:01pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 7:15pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 1:22am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 10:23am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 4:26pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 7:57pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 9:53pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 1:28am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 12:39pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 7:15pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 6:46am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 1:40pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 4:26pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 12:08am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 1:11am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 10:40am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 10:55am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Nov @ 10:38am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 5:46pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Nov @ 6:26pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Nov @ 1:34am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Nov @ 11:41am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Nov @ 9:28pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Nov @ 11:24pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 1:30pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 3:21pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 9:37pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 10:26am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 2:15pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 7:41am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Nov @ 11:43am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Nov @ 9:28pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 12:08am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 4:26pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 1:40am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 10:45am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 29 Nov @ 11:24pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 2:01pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 3:21pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 7:15pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 10:22am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 2:33pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 4:26pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 8:13pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 1:32am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 2:32am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 10:40am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 10:40am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 10:22pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 7:48am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:34pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 10:07pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 7:12am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 3:09pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 7:39pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 2:59pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 7:32pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 7:57pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 12:08am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 2:32am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 10:59am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 12:25pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 9:03pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 10:23am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 1:44pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 4:26pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 7:57pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 12:21am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 1:32am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 10:40am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 10:40am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 10:56am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 10:57am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 11:12am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 2:16am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 12:35pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 9:33am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 2:49am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 10:56am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 11:23am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 11:01am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 12:35pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 1:32pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 1:32pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 1:06pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 1:32pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 2:06pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 2:07pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 2:01pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 22 Nov @ 10:37am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Nov @ 6:24pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 2:19pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 10:22am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 7:33pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 2:32am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 10:56am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 12:25pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 12:52pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 10:57am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 2:15pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 12:32pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 10:22am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 7:57pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 2:32am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 2:59pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 7:48pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 7:57pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 12:39am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 2:32am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 10:40am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 10:55am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 10:56am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 10:59am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 12:25pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 12:35pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 1:30pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 1:33pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 12:08am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 2:32am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 10:40am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 10:40am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 10:56am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 10:59am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 11:11am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 12:35pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 1:30pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 1:32pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 2:07pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 3:21pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 3:55pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 10:50am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 10:50am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 10:55am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 10:55am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 12:40pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 1:32pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 2:44pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 3:21pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 2:24pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 10:19pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 12:30pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 12:30pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 1:51pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 3:24pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Dec @ 1:34pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 12:33pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 12:34pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 7:38pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec @ 1:32pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 2:32pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 12:23pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 10:57am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 10:40am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 10:55am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 10:57am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 11:12am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 12:34pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 12:35pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 1:32pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 2:07pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 2:44pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 3:21pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 7:39pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 7:39pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec @ 9:52pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 8:08am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Nov @ 9:29am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 7:16pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 1:33pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 9:53pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 10:40am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 10:58am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 12:36pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 2:07pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 7:39pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 1:38pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 10:59am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 3:03pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 1:06pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 11:03am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 28 Nov @ 11:41am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 3 Dec @ 1:39pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 28 Nov @ 9:37am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 2:19pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 10:22am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 8:06pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 2:32am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 10:57am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 12:26pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 1:47pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 3:39pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 12:39am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 3:11pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 12:33pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 3:54pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 1:57pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 2:11pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 9:53pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 11:42pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 2:32am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec @ 3:36pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 1:09am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 4:27pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 3:21pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 12:34pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 11:01am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 12:25pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 12:35pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 1:28pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 1:32pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 2:07pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 3:21pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 7:39pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 9:53pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Dec @ 9:22pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 12:39am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 2:44am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 1:28pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 1:47pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 1:47pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 3:21pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 7:38pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 7:38pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Dec @ 3:03am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 12:39am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 29 Nov @ 11:23pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 9:37pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 2:33pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 1:11am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 10:56am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 12:25pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 1:32pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 3:21pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Dec @ 8:16pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 6:21pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 12:34pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 8:49pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 4:26pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 10:56am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 4:26pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 10:57am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 7:15am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 7:22am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 7:11am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 8:16pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 7:34am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 7:34am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 9:21am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 2:46am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 2:44am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 10:47am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 1:33pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 1:11am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 10:40am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 10:58am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 1:30pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 2:44pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 9:53pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 8:02pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 12:35pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 11:27pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 1:47pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 2:44pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 7:38pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 7:38pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 3 Dec @ 3:03am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 3 Dec @ 1:32pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 11:17pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 7:18am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 3:21pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Dec @ 8:16pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 8:07am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 21 Nov @ 2:38pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 10:26am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 10:23am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 9:53pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 10:40am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 10:58am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 12:25pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 2:15pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 7:39pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 12:28am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 12:35pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 3 Dec @ 1:32pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 7:38pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 3 Dec @ 3:03am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 3 Dec @ 1:32pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 12:39am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 10:27pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 2:33am



Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+9

9 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked