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Personal Achievements
 

Fruit Based

Feed 25 Fruits to Babies
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 7:45am

Baby's On Fire

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 9:16am

Iced Iced Baby

Freeze in the fridge as a Baby
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 9:27am

Turn a Rat into a Snack

Follow the squeaks (Remake)
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 8:19am

Baby's First...

Get your first win as a baby. (Remake)
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 8:53am

I'm Your Daddy.

Win your first Daddy Game (Remake)
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 10:00am

Riding Dirty

Drink daddy drinks while driving baby car (Remake)
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 8:29am

Attempted Vehicular Infanticide

Run a baby over with a lawnmower (Remake)
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 9:23am

Deez Buffs Make Me Go Nuts

Have 5 unique buffs at once (Remake)
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 9:55am

Plumber's Apprentice

Use a plunger to unclog a clogged toilet. (Remake)
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 8:44am

Make a fish your dish

You ate the fish.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 12:43pm

Imma Powder Out

inhaled too much baby powder
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 1:59pm

Toasted

Secure a win by dropping a plugged-in toaster into water
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 9:53am

This is not how you play Slip and Die

Rode the Slip and Die, then died. (Baby only)
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 7:35am

Ready for the Big Leagues

Score on the basketball net
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 8:56am

Choked on Balls

Choked on at least 2 Pool Balls
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 8:32am

Lawn Daddy

Mow your lawn
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 9:22am

Pan Head

Get hit in the head with a pan
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 9:52am

Escape Lookout Cove

Dig out Lookout Cove
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 12:29pm

So that’s what it tastes like…

Drank Mommy's Milk as a Daddy
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 6:41am



Daddy Belongs in the Kitchen

Cook 25 Steaks (Classic)

Doctor Daddy

Administer 25 Pills to Sick Babies

Psycho Daddy

Eat 25 pieces of trash while enhanced with the Breaking Dad Power Up (Classic)

Daddy That Kills People

Stab other Daddies 25 times (Classic)

Dad of The Year

Awarded when 365 Babies live to see their mother another day (Classic)

Life's A Bleach

Drink 50 gallons of bleach

Daddy Let Me Drown

Drown 25 Times

Baby of The Year

Awarded when 365 Daddies have failed you as your father (Classic)

Child Prodigy

Play 50 Notes on the Toy Piano (Classic)

A True Gentleman

Win 5 Games as Daddy or Baby wearing a Top Hat (Classic)

Champion of The House

Complete all the challenges (Classic)

You are what you Eat

eat at least 100 hotdogs

Disobedient

You ignored the note

Dug Straight Down

Fell into the lava

Acrobatically Inclined

Swing through the hoop

Found Another Daddy

In the Basement of the Control Room
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