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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2017 @ 7:01pm

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2017 @ 1:39pm

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2017 @ 3:59am

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2017 @ 1:28pm

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2017 @ 7:44pm

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2017 @ 5:46am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2017 @ 6:23am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2021 @ 11:33pm

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2017 @ 7:39pm

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2017 @ 8:42am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2017 @ 6:01am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2017 @ 5:52am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2017 @ 7:44pm

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2021 @ 12:36am

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2022 @ 8:46pm

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2017 @ 6:24am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2017 @ 12:13pm

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2017 @ 6:23pm

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2018 @ 1:37pm

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2017 @ 4:34pm

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2017 @ 7:37am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2017 @ 5:07pm

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2017 @ 7:14am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2017 @ 8:03am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2017 @ 3:59pm

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2017 @ 6:09am

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2017 @ 1:51pm

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2017 @ 9:01pm

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2017 @ 7:01pm

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2021 @ 3:03am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2017 @ 2:05pm

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2017 @ 7:01pm

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2017 @ 5:04pm

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2017 @ 12:40pm

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.
Unlocked 11 May, 2019 @ 8:51pm

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2017 @ 8:22pm

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2021 @ 12:36pm

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2022 @ 2:20pm

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2021 @ 9:05pm

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2021 @ 10:17pm

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2021 @ 12:54pm

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 7:50pm

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2021 @ 3:56pm

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2021 @ 10:57pm

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2021 @ 2:37pm

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:03pm

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 2:10pm



Pimped!

That really does it.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?