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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2018 @ 1:59pm

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2018 @ 2:00pm

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 7 May @ 2:18am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2018 @ 1:16pm

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 3 May @ 6:19am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2018 @ 2:11pm

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 7:59am

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2018 @ 2:30am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 8:33am

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 7:49am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 9:05pm

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 6:31am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 5:31am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 4:51am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 7:21am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2018 @ 2:00pm

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2018 @ 5:57am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 6:26am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2018 @ 2:00pm

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2018 @ 4:16am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2018 @ 5:52am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2018 @ 1:04pm

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 3 May @ 6:19am

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2018 @ 2:00pm

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.
Unlocked 2 May @ 10:53am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 2 May @ 6:29am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2018 @ 5:52am

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.
Unlocked 3 May @ 11:49am

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!
Unlocked 3 May @ 11:25am

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.
Unlocked 2 May @ 8:21am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 1:10am

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.
Unlocked 3 May @ 6:19am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 6:21am

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 1:44am

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 4:54am

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 7:04am

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!
Unlocked 3 May @ 11:20am

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked 2 May @ 5:22am

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 4:36am

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?
Unlocked 3 May @ 6:19am

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 1:59am



Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.