IF YOU INVITE ME ONE MORE TIME TO DEAD BY DAYLIGHT IM FLAYING YOU ALIVE

*farts* oops!!!! can I d do this here??? is that okay? okay....wont happen again......hghmmm.......*farts* UUUUGGGGHHH!@!!!!!

My name is Alan Wake, and I'm a writer.

I didn't become one overnight. Like most writers, i struggled with it -- a short story here, an article there. Then i got lucky and spent a year as a staff writer on the Night Springs TV Show.

It wasn't the great American novel of my fantasies, but it taught me discipline and craft, and the difference between wanting to be a writer and actually writing.

tITAN ♥♥♥♥ AJAJAJAAJAJAJ

the guy under the guy under the guy under me is so right dude...

the guy under the guy under me is so right dude...