In the beginning Matthew Cote created the rift and the trial And the trial was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And Cote said, Let there be blight: and there was blight. And Cote saw the blight, that it was overpowered: and Cote divided the blight from the darkness. And Cote called the blight "Very Hard", despite 5 attempts provided at hitting a dash, and the darkness he called Billy, who was provided less reward despite the higher skill necessary to pilot him. And Cote said, Let there be a giant pallet loop where the survivor can see the killer but projectiles can't go over it, and let it divide the skillful from the baby survivors, for only the baby survivors may die at it. And Cote made the loop, and divided the worthyfull from the skull merchants. And Cote called the loop Heaven. And the main building formed the first map.

And Cote said, Let the vaults within the cow shed be gathered together unto one place, and let the infinites appear: and it was so. And the vaults he called balanced: and Cote saw that would not be patched for 6 years. And Cote said, Let the trial bring forth grass, and it was so. Yet none properly hid a single trapper trap. And Cote said, Let there be lights in the generators of heaven to divide the gen-rushed from the four slowdown perked; and let them be for signs, and for seasons, and for days, and years (only ever necessary for a skull merchant game) And let them be for noobie players who still do not know generator spawns! And Cote made generator lights; the greater light to rule the gen-rushers, and the lesser light to rule the slowdown perks: he made the totems also, which glowed dimly, and would always be haunted grounds. And Cote set them in the firmament of the trial to give light upon the maps, And to rule over the gen-rushed and over the perk cucked, and to divide the light from the darkness: and Cote saw Pop Goes the Weasel and Pain Resonance were to be used for a literal decade before changes occurred.

And Cote said, Let the waters bring forth abundantly the debatably sentient blight player that hath no mechanical ability, and peak god tier gigachad huntress players that may send orbital hatchets above the earth in the open firmament of the trial. And Cote created great whales (twins players), and every living killer that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged hatchet after his kind: and Cote saw that it was good. And Cote blessed them, saying, Be fruitful, and multiply, and fill the waters in the seas, and let hatchets multiply in the earth in the form of ricocheting trickster blades, which have debatable counterplay!

And Cote said, Let us make blendettes in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the hatchets of the air, and over the twins players, and over all the earth, and over every creeping skull merchant that creepeth upon the earth. So Cote created immersion in his own image, in the image of Cote created he him; female greenshirt gigachad and ace (who still moans 25 decibels quieter than all other survivors) which created he them. And Cote blessed them, and Cote said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the twins players, and over the peak god sexy huntress players, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth. And Cote said, Behold, I have given you every pallet bearing uncounterable positioning, go rule over it! And to every ugly twins player, and to every peak god huntress hatchet of the air, and to every thing that creepeth upon the earth like a skull merchant, wherein there is life, I have given every god pallet for meat: and it was so. And Cote saw every thing that he had made, and, behold, it was very bad. And not a single balanced map was present