Watermelon
Sudbury, Ontario, Canada
 
 
Yes. I is a melon. Thank you for asking. I identify as a melon. Melons are the best, nothing beats a jelly-filled melon. What? I can't sexually identify as a melon. I'll have you know that I have double melon level and double melon vision. All praise the melon gods to this holy melon land full ripe melons open for the taking.
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BoneShitter 3 Aug, 2018 @ 7:57am 
Looking at your profile picture one thing came to my mind -- lemonade. You see, drinking lemonade is really healthy and it has been proven that lemonade makes you look beautiful and strong and that lemons have loadsa vitams thus lemonade being a good drink. But as I can see, you don't drink enough lemonade. You should drink more lemonade because I like lemonade and lemonade is very cheap thus lemonade at super markets are 1 dollar lemonades, but u can go to a lemonade stand and get some lemonade from the lemonade stand. Lemonade is also good for putting on wounds because it is proven that lemonade is heathy for you so it would cover up the wounds with the lemonade stuff. Us people don't drink enough lemonade. I do not know why people wouldn't want to drink lemonade because lemonade is such a good drink and I personally love lemonade so I think the world would be better if they drank lemonade in this soon to be lemonade world.