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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:43am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:30pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:36pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:36am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:06pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2022 @ 4:51am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 10:07pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2023 @ 3:33pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 5:47am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 1:46pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 5:57pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 6:23pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 8:20pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:31am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:34am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:39am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:29am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:31pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:42am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 4:49am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 8:04pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 5:52pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:30pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:30pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:30pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:33am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:44am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:19pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:30am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:30am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:08am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:34pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 7:09pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:32am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:31am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:32am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:42am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:34am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:02am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:28am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:15pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 6:27am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:45pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 2:51pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:21am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 7:42am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 6:42am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:36am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 8:02am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 1:35pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 1:43pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 6:26am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 6:14pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2022 @ 4:51am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 7:54pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 6:24pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 4:15pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 4:16pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 5:36pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:29am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 6:46am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:31am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:43am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:39pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:00pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:21am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 4:47pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 8:55am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 7:45am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 6:52pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 6:19pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 8:31am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 4:29pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 7:42am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2022 @ 5:40pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 2:10pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 6:24pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 10:07pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 7:23pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:22pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 8:04pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2023 @ 5:56pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 1:43pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2023 @ 7:35pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 7:38am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 6:25pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 3:13pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 8:10am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 6:27pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 9:53am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 1:24pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 5:52pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 6:27am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2023 @ 3:45pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 6:24pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 7:04pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 2:41pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 4:20pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 4:20pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 5:19pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 6:08pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 4:57am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 5:43pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 6:24pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 6:24pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 5:19am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 7:53pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 4:45pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 4:49am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 5:24am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 7:24pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 4:57am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 1:04pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 4:21pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 4:30pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 5:28pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 6:18pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 6:44pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 6:47pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 2:51pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 10:22pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 5:58pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 4:18pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 5:56pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2023 @ 4:51pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 6:02pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 1:37pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 4:15pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 4:22pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 4:28pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 5:47pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 6:48pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 6:58pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 8:06am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 3:06pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 3:06pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 6:27pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 7:06pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 2:40pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 3:39pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 6:50am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:27am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:04pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 6:28pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 5:47am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 6:24pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:00pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 3:04pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 8:02am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 5:56pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 6:40pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:37pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 6:27am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 8:35am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 1:17pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 6:40pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 3:28pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 3:28pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 4:08pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 6:44pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 6:54pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 6:56pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 7:23pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 7:28pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 7:38pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 7:38pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 7:40pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 7:45pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 7:46pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 7:45pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 7:52pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 7:53pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 8:19pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:30pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 4:45pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 2:47pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 6:40pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 4:21pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 6:26pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 6:31pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 5:35am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 4:16pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 3:23pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 4:21pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 5:40pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 6:58pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 6:58pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 7:39pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 7:43pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 7:47pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 5:19am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 4:18pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 5:30pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 6:46pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 6:46pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 7:26pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 7:28pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 7:56pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 9:00pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2023 @ 3:16pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 5:47am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 5:47am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 1:47pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 5:58pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 6:28pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 1:04pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 3:23pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 3:26pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 4:18pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 6:37pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 10:29am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 9:33am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2023 @ 3:58pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 1:17pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 7:43pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 6:13pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 5:43pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 7:35pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 4:16pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 4:21pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 4:27pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 6:13pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 6:13pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 6:48pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 7:16pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 7:42pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 7:45pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 7:50pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 7:51pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 10:04am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 8:29am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2022 @ 5:40pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 7:28pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 5:19pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 11:03am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2022 @ 6:26pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 9:18am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:39pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 8:13pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 10:52am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 6:44pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 6:51pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 7:13pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 7:27pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 7:43pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 10:03am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 10:03am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 4:28pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 6:49pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 6:58pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 6:58pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 7:18pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 7:43pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 7:48pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 7:51pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 10:04am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 10:04am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 10:07am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 10:07am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 7:45pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 10:17am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 7:51pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 7:46pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 8:46pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 6:07am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 5:23am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 10:18am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 10:27am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 10:27am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 10:27am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 10:27am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 10:27am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 10:27am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 6:30pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 9:23pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 6:27am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 4:57pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2023 @ 3:16pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 6:13pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 2:41pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 5:47pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 7:25pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 7:51pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 10:04am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 10:22am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 6:50pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 9:19pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 10:53am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 5:57pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 6:44pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 7:16pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 7:52pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 6:45pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 7:17pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 7:45pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 7:45pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 7:51pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 5:03am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 5:22am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 10:07am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 10:07am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 10:25am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 10:25am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 10:32am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 10:52am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 7:46pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 7:46pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 5:03am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 5:16am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 5:16am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 10:16am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 10:21am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 10:25am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 10:30am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 10:58am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 11:29am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 7:38am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 7:38am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 7:50pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 5:19am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 10:01am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 10:01am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 10:05am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 10:27am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 10:53am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 11:58am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 6:23pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 3:27pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 9:53am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 10:12am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 10:38am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 7:54am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 10:07am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 10:16am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 7:26am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 7:44am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 7:33am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 8:10am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:17am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 7:59am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 10:05am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 10:05am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 5:03am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 5:03am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 10:07am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 10:07am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 10:25am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 10:21am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 10:52am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 10:58am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 11:21am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 7:38am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 8:14am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 8:14am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 8:10am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 7:54pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 6:24pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 4:20pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 6:58pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 7:28pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 4:35am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 10:07am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 10:22am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 10:52am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 8:14am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 8:10am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 6:50pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 4:35am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 10:53am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 10:27am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 8:10am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 10:07am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 1:43pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:19pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 5:57pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 1:04pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 5:42pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 7:27pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 7:29pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 10:07am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 10:22am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 10:32am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 7:38am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 8:14am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 1:43pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 6:54pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 10:06am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 12:59pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 8:33am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 10:51am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 11:20am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 7:46am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 8:20am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 9:57pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:13am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 8:57am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:16pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 8:04pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 8:28am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 8:27am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 7:50pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 8:13am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 11:41am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 6:49pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 7:58pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 1:43pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 5:41pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 10:55am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 10:23am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 10:07am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 10:23am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 10:25am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 10:31am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 10:58am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 11:06am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 7:50am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 8:16am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 11:39am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 8:14am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 1:27pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 5:29am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 2:52pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 8:10pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 9:05am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 4:46pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 1:24pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 10:29am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 10:31am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 10:58am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 12:55pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 8:16am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 7:27am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 8:25am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 12:53pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 3:35pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:18am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:58pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 7:05pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 8:10pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 6:19pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 5:48pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 6:55pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 7:31pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 5:03am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 10:07am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 10:32am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 7:50am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 1:27pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 5:05am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 6:58pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 10:06am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 1:01pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 8:33am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 6:58pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 10:07am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 6:13pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 5:16am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 5:29am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:08pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 1:29pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:32am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:17am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:29am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 9:07pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 9:07pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 8:31am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 7:23am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 7:09am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2022 @ 5:21pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 11:35am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 4:15pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 6:47pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 7:23pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 7:53pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 5:19am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 10:29am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 10:29am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 7:33am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 8:10am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:17am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 6:56pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 10:06am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 9:06pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 8:33am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 10:55am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 7:26am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 7:26am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 8:25am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 8:21am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 1:30pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 1:44pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 7:05pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:18am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 6:58pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 6:46pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 7:26am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 7:36am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:10pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 8:57am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:52am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:29am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 1:43pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:06pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:07pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:07pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:07pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:07pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:07pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:07pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:07pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:12pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 5:05am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:06pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:06pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:08pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:05pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:05pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:05pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:05pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:05pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:05pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:05pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 5:09pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 1:38pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:05pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:05pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 1:08pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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