Eternatus
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professional day ruiner
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Zero-L 17 Nov, 2024 @ 10:50am 
this guy like kids
Employment 3 Dec, 2022 @ 10:28am 
Quitters never win, and winners never quit, Champ! When I was your age, we were facing our cross-town rivals over at Allentown Prep. They were the best team in the entire state, and they had this monster of a defensive end: A huge fella by the name of Chet Anders. He was 6'5 and 260 pounds -- or he was until I dove at his knees on a cut block and took him out. Sheer luck it took the paramedics 15 minutes to get him to stop screaming. And that was with the scouts from Alabama and Notre Dame in attendance. Last I heard, he leapt off a bridge after he couldn't even hack it in Hacwamanee Community College as a third-stringer.

The point is that you've gotta grab life by the horns. And the best way to do that is to walk into the store like you own the place, look the manager in the eye, give him a firm handshake, and tell him that you're not letting go until he tells you when you can start. Getting a job is that simple, Champ!
Soybeen 20 Nov, 2022 @ 7:56pm 
shut the ♥♥♥♥ up @Eternatus
oof.mp4 3 Nov, 2022 @ 8:27pm 
lord of wolves? more like lord of my heart <3
CRIMZØNNeko 29 Apr, 2022 @ 3:19pm 
IDFK what to say... Uhhhhhh.... Gigachad Lord of Wolves crutch
Xzibit 29 Apr, 2022 @ 2:56pm 
I'm an atheist and this guy and his lord of wolves genuinely had me looking to the Bible for help.