What's worse than the Holocaust?
6 million Jews.

My daughter has gotten to the age where she asks me embarrassing questions about sex
Just this morning she asked me "Is that the best you can do?"

What is little and can't fit through a door?
A baby with a spear in its head.

What is the worst part about killing a baby?
Getting blood on your clown suit.

Know what's gross?
Running over a baby with a truck.
Know whats worse?
Skidding on it.
Worse than that?
Peeling it off the tires.

My girlfriend and I were 69ing when suddenly she farted big-time on my face. I even felt the rush of air. And it sounded like an earthquake.