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28 of 50 (56%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 7:43am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 8:11am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 1:48pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 12:49pm

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 4:36am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 5:08am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 1:41pm

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 3:49am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 2:46am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 1:00pm

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 2:15pm

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 10 Aug @ 3:15am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 12:12am

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 4:07am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 1:48pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 1:35pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 2:04pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 1:05pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 10:26am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 11:52pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 12:49am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 1:45pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 11:32am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 2:31pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 11:45am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 6:07am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 4:38am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 12:49pm



For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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