You are really poisonous!

I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hardwork and dedication has paid off. Getting the first comment has been a dream of mine for many years, and i would like to thank those who have helped me along the way. First and foremost i would like to thank the sky gods (both old and new) for giving me this opportunity. I want to thank my cat Stampy, for being really fat and always there for me. I cannot stress how much of a big deal to me this is. I have been trying to be the first comment on a post for years, but that has not been possible until this amazing day. Hopefully my good luck will continue, but this is undoubtedly a rare occasion. If you asked me how i did this, i would say, you can achieve anything u set your mind on. To all the kids out there reading this, i would like to tell them to follow their dreams. Being the FIRST ONE TO COMMENT is amazing, thank you everyone!! I aim to hold this first comment for a very long time. This is MY TIME !