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ㅤ* Love your enemies. Just in case your friends turn out to be a bunch of jerks.
ㅤ* The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.
ㅤ* I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah; I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Ba-Dum-Tiss!