Welcome to San Andreas, I'm CJ from Grove Street,
Land of the heinous, gang bangers and cold heat.
In Los Santos neighbors get no sleep,
Beefing with anybody competing even police.
For deepin' a green rag with both feet,
Blast wit' a flag on the strap, that's OG!
Stay in shape, hit the gym, lift the weights,
Get super cut and big and buff nice and straight.
You got stats, respect, weapon skill,
Stamina, muscle, fat and gun appeal.