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This profile offends me as a vegan transgender hipster Native-American-Indo-Chinese-filipino-mexican hybrid alien agnostic-atheist German engineer who vapes fairtrade organic decaffeinated compressed and hydrated extra-protein soy breast milk on the regular and does Hindi Kama Sutra porn naked crossfit yoga 5 times per week. Im also a nonbinary trigender genderqueer male feminist and identify myself as a pastafarian pansexual genderfluid Apache helicopter dog with cat Pu$$y of mega multi alpha beta gamma delta omega combo god of hyper sonic death whos in a polygamous polyamorous relationship to the chihuahua which helped me cross the border of Mexico because it hates Donald Trump. My dog also walks me to the park and doggy styles me,assuming globaphobic bloodthirsty gun-loving cisgender pansexual bestial sexist racist incestuous white-previlege misogynistic biased objectified Peni$ privileged Nazi slave owner terrorist lesbian

Hello there friend I don't know if you know me but I certainly know you. Did you know that me and your Mom used to do it back in the day? Crazy, right? Me and your Mom used to get in bed and take off our shirts and shoes until she could see my big 16 incher hawg and I could see her coin slot and her two big juicy twinsies. She'd always whisper the most erotic things in my ear and I always got to feel her thick moist tiddies.She asked me what I would do to her if she was drunk and I relied and said,b itch, if you were drunk,I would f ucking r4pe you! Then we started in our little game of tussle and whoever could suck on the other first got a free taste of the other ones milk.I loved her milk.It tasted like a sweet milky glaze mixed with a nice crisp breeze from Heaven.God those were such good times.Your Mom was always one Hell of a sucker.Boy those were the days. Eventually I got arrested for drunk driving and couldn't f uck your mother no more but DAMN will I never forget those days!

Blocked. I seriously cannot fathom being as much of an empty shell of a human as you. A husk. I work my ass off to complete a monumental task only for you to disregard it as "haha funny joke bro"? You scum. Im not going to respond to you because you're just not worth my time. I could squish you with my foot and you'd combust. i could fart and you'd literally be sent flying towards the opposite wall, that's just how small of an existince you are compared to me. Have a horrible day, an awful week, and a misrable rest of your life, while i blow your mother with my 16 incher you MAGGOT,

Hey! Can you add me just for a little chat? I couldn't send you friend request...